Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
then let him know
that you won't be done
till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which hes laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax(42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax State
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids!
Originally posted by arrakisYeah, but 100 years ago, we didn't have unbridled corrupt capitalism like we do now.
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
al debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids!
Taxes are one of the few tools left to oppose corporate greed.
Want to get rid of the taxes? Get rid of the corporate greed first.
Edit: I know what you are going to say. The majority of those taxes aren't corporate taxes, they're individual or use taxes. Yes, thank the conservatives for this. Liberals tax the corporations to fight greed, and the conservatives tax the people so that the people can pressure the government to repeal the taxes. Brilliant.
What really bothers me about the taxes isn't that we have to pay them - no, it's how our government uses our own tax dollars to:
* Monitor us
* Invade other countries
* Place political ads on TV
* Increase the pay for Senators and Congressmen
* Buy off judges and other politicians
* Bring drugs into the country
* Pay for prostitution for government officials
* Murder hundreds of thousands of innocent people
Originally posted by arrakis🙄🙄🙄
What really bothers me about the taxes isn't that we have to pay them - no, it's how our government uses our own tax dollars to:
* Monitor us
* Invade other countries
* Place political ads on TV
* Increase the pay for Senators and Congressmen
* Buy off judges and other politicians
* Bring drugs into the country
* Pay for prostitution for government officials
* Murder hundreds of thousands of innocent people
Always nice to see that nothing has changed since the middle ages.
(accept for the technical side)
🙄🙄🙄
Originally posted by arrakiswhat really bothers me is how to get a piece of that action...
What really bothers me about the taxes isn't that we have to pay them - no, it's how our government uses our own tax dollars to:
* Monitor us
* Invade other countries
* Place political ads on TV
* Increase the pay for Senators and Congressmen
* Buy off judges and other politicians
* Bring drugs into the country
* Pay for prostitution for government officials
* Murder hundreds of thousands of innocent people