Originally posted by BlackampI didn't say a guy, just that I was calling dibs on the guy spot.
you're a guy? that's the second time i got caught out like that this year.
damned ladyboys. /mutter
However, I think your confusion stems from your inability/refusal to come to grips with that attraction/arousal you feel every time you see my name on a thread. Palms sweaty, pulse racing, you feverishly rush to open the thread hoping there will be something--- anything--- cast in your direction from yours truly.
We all understand: we've had crushes and know full well how they can turn a person's head into a whirlpool of emotion. Those urges you feel are all signs, and you shouldn't be ashamed of your natural drives... even if they are toward another man.
But please, for propriety's sake: stop calling my house at all hours of the night and hanging up when my wife answers!