1. Middle name? Thomas
2. Washing up or drying up? Drying up 'cause we don't do it (we just
stick 'em on a drying rack) and also because washing is a high risk
job; if you don't rinse every last drop of dishwashing liquid off the
plate your wife hits you over the back of the head. I'm not saying I
won't do it but I expect to be paid more.
3. Last book you read? 'The Inferno' by Dante. Rubbish. Small-
minded man who sends all his enemies to hell and then goes to gloat
at them. Last film you paid to see? Minority Report. Good except for
the ending; they went for clever over emotional impact and made the
wrong choice.
4. When was the last time you cried? Watching Lorenzo's Oil on video.
5. ...[text shortened]... an wearing a
skirt? Not fundamentally against it but it sometimes scares me a
little. For example there's a Westerner, a guy who used to be the
head of a university, who must be about 6 foot 2 and is built like a
rugby player and like to dress as a Japanese school girl, parading up
and down the mall in Kyoto. There's something about coming face to
face with a 45 year old, 6'2" 90 kilogram Japanese school girl with a
three day growth that shakes me up a little.
6. Least favourite part of your body...and why?! I'd have to say teeth.
I grind them into points in my sleep and then do grievous injuries to
myself