Test post

A thread for testing posts:

Roses are beautiful

Kittens and puppies are cute

Be kind to people

Treat everyone equal

I am the greatest actor of all time.

@ben-affleck said
I am the greatest actor of all time.

This was a test of the national emergency broadcast system. This was only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you would have been instructed to crawl under your desk, cover your eyes, and kiss your rear end good bye.



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@moonbus said
This was a test of the national emergency broadcast system. This was only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you would have been instructed to crawl under your desk, cover your eyes, and kiss your rear end good bye.



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@divegeester said
You have paid more into RHP than any other member !

@divegeester said
You have paid more into RHP than any other member !

@great-big-stees said
I followed your instructions before I realized it was just a test. I think I may now need some spinal surgery as, although I managed to, well give a furtive peck at my “other” left cheek, I am now in traction at a nearby hospital.😢

@moonbus said
This was a test of the national emergency broadcast system. This was only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you would have been instructed to crawl under your desk, cover your eyes, and kiss your rear end good bye.



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snot rockets
and false accusations
redundancies
and reiterations

@moonbus said
I have dispatched a chiropractor to align your spine again. The nurse will be along shortly to pat your cheeks. Her name is Bertha. Biiiiig Bertha. Be nice to her, and you’ll get an enema, too. 😆

@rookie54 said
snot rockets
and false accusations
redundancies
and reiterations

@beowulf said
Talking to me?

@moonbus said
I have dispatched a chiropractor to align your spine again. The nurse will be along shortly to pat your cheeks. Her name is Bertha. Biiiiig Bertha. Be nice to her, and you’ll get an enema, too. 😆