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I am the greatest actor of all time.

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This was a test of the national emergency broadcast system. This was only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you would have been instructed to crawl under your desk, cover your eyes, and kiss your rear end good bye.



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@moonbus said
This was a test of the national emergency broadcast system. This was only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you would have been instructed to crawl under your desk, cover your eyes, and kiss your rear end good bye.



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I followed your instructions before I realized it was just a test. I think I may now need some spinal surgery as, although I managed to, well give a furtive peck at my “other” left cheek, I am now in traction at a nearby hospital.😢

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Talking to me?

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And you try to make jokes too!!! Impressive!

-VR

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@great-big-stees said
I followed your instructions before I realized it was just a test. I think I may now need some spinal surgery as, although I managed to, well give a furtive peck at my “other” left cheek, I am now in traction at a nearby hospital.😢
I have dispatched a chiropractor to align your spine again. The nurse will be along shortly to pat your cheeks. Her name is Bertha. Biiiiig Bertha. Be nice to her, and you’ll get an enema, too. 😆

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@moonbus said
This was a test of the national emergency broadcast system. This was only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you would have been instructed to crawl under your desk, cover your eyes, and kiss your rear end good bye.



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Evidently this thread had a high necissity...

Thank you for the all clear!

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snot rockets
and false accusations
redundancies
and reiterations

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@moonbus said
I have dispatched a chiropractor to align your spine again. The nurse will be along shortly to pat your cheeks. Her name is Bertha. Biiiiig Bertha. Be nice to her, and you’ll get an enema, too. 😆
I think of some others here who could use an enema, as they need a really good cleaning out. Of course some of those people may say the same about me, but they would be wrong as I am very regular. 🙂

-VR

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@rookie54 said
snot rockets
and false accusations
redundancies
and reiterations
Dingle berries and clodhoppers
Flatheads, Shovelheads
Remunerations
And recidivists

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@beowulf said
Talking to me?
Yes, he was.

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@moonbus said
I have dispatched a chiropractor to align your spine again. The nurse will be along shortly to pat your cheeks. Her name is Bertha. Biiiiig Bertha. Be nice to her, and you’ll get an enema, too. 😆
I don't want an enema from Dicke Bertha. Where I come from, enemas are (if they're applied at all, which is rare) done with barium meal or hot water, not with gunpowder and steel.