Testimonials

On the front page of RHP it says:

What our users say:

"I'd just like to say that your site is easily the most impressive online chess playing site I've seen."

"I really love this site! I play online chess at four different sites and this is the only one I subscribed to."

"This is one of the most thoroughly thought out, most functional web experiences I have ever had."

"Brilliant - a great way to play chess and keep in contact with my old friends."

"This is the best email chess site around - thanks."

"I had been looking for a very good online chess site and I am thankfull I found Red Hot Pawn!"

"I am recommending this site to all I meet."

"This is a great site, that offers the opportunity for players of different levels to play on a globel level."


A couple of these suck giraffe testicles. I'm sure you dolts could write something better. Go!

"When I'm not drifting in an LSD induced wakedream I while away countless hours playing chess on Redhotpawn. It's my antidrug."

- Playing on this site gives me a fuzzy feeling in my groin -

- Never before has chess been so sexy, musky and dripping with sexual fluids -

- A McCarthyite witchhunt on cheaters has made playing chess an adrenaline pumped action game, much like dodging bullets -

"I play here for the fantastic intellectual drivel that spews forth from countless people who enrich my life everyday"

"This is the best email chess site around - thanks."

E-mail?

"I am recommending this site to all I meet."

Remind me to invite him/her to my next party.

My testimonial:
"A great way to waste a lot of time".

How about:

"Oh yes, there is also some chess, but most activity is on the intelectual games in the forums"

or

"You now everything? you're a sarcastic know it all? Meet your betters"

RHP makes me feel a whole lot better about not having a life.

It was for this site that Jesus was crucified. A+++++++ would join again.

"No1marauder doesn't play here any more"

(Sorry 2bit) 🙂

"If superman were alive, he would play chess here!"

- They may have better chess players, but we have RBHILL -

Originally posted by Chakan
"If superman was alive, he would play chess here!"

my testimonial:

"i can't feel my legs"

Originally posted by murrow
were alive.

pfffft