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The Argentine Lake Duck's sexual organ (can't say the "P" word on this prudish site) can excedd the length of the bird's 16-inch body. This makes the duck the leader among vertebrates. Nuts.

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Originally posted by badmoon
The Argentine Lake Duck's sexual organ (can't say the "P" word on this prudish site) can excedd the length of the bird's 16-inch body. This makes the duck the leader among vertebrates. Nuts.
Soooooo, THAT is why you are a duck fan!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by badmoon

The Argentine Lake Duck's sexual organ (can't say the "P" word on this prudish site) can excedd the length of the bird's 16-inch body. This makes the duck the leader among vertebrates. Nuts.
W O R L D....... C L A S S....... E N D O W M E N T........ R A N K I N G S ! ! !


1ST PLACE: ARGENTINE LAKE DUCK------------> TWELVE (12) FEET (human equivalent).


2ND Place: Blue Whale--------> Eight (8) Feet.



Honorable Mention: Assorted other mammals, animals, birds, crustaceans, etc.



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................................... also ran, unendowed participant: homo sapiens.




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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]W O R L D....... C L A S S....... E N D O W M E N T........ R A N K I N G S ! ! !


1ST PLACE: ARGENTINE LAKE DUCK------------> TWELVE (12) FEET (human equivalent).


2ND Place: Blue Whale--------> Eight (8) Feet.



Honorable Mention: Assorted other mammals, animals, birds, cr ...[text shortened]... ................................... also ran, unendowed participant: homo sapiens.




😞[/b]
penis envy????

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]W O R L D....... C L A S S....... E N D O W M E N T........ R A N K I N G S ! ! !


1ST PLACE: ARGENTINE LAKE DUCK------------> TWELVE (12) FEET (human equivalent).


2ND Place: Blue Whale--------> Eight (8) Feet.



Honorable Mention: Assorted other mammals, animals, birds, cr ...[text shortened]... ................................... also ran, unendowed participant: homo sapiens.




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Oh no Mr Bobby, if you're going to include crustaceans, I'm afraid the gold medal place goes to the barnacle. His penis can reach 40 times the length of his body.

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Originally posted by avalanchethecat
Oh no Mr Bobby, if you're going to include crustaceans, I'm afraid the gold medal place goes to the barnacle. His penis can reach 40 times the length of his body.
Of course when it gets hard, it gets brittle and falls off.

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Originally posted by avalanchethecat
Oh no Mr Bobby, if you're going to include crustaceans, I'm afraid the gold medal place goes to the barnacle. His penis can reach 40 times the length of his body.
Considering the particular crustaceans body length,

please compute the human equivalent in feet.


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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Of course when it gets hard, it gets brittle and falls off.
Wheels only fall off wheelbarrows.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Considering the particular crustaceans body length,

please compute the human equivalent in feet.


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Er... up to 240ft. Good lord...

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Wheels only fall off wheelbarrows.
You're really in a spin now🙂

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Originally posted by badmoon
The Argentine Lake Duck's sexual organ (can't say the "P" word on this prudish site) can excedd the length of the bird's 16-inch body. This makes the duck the leader among vertebrates. Nuts.
And here I thought you were going to talk about a musical duck....

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Wheels only fall off wheelbarrows.
What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

No relevance to my statement whatsoever.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

No relevance to my statement whatsoever.
Think I'm in waaaay over my head.

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Originally posted by avalanchethecat
Er... up to 240ft. Good lord...
Are you happy to see me, or is that a barnacle in your pants? 😛