Go back
The Bad Guy....

The Bad Guy....

General

Vote Up
Vote Down

If my fist clenches, crack it open!
Before I use it and lose my coool.

If I smile, tell me some bad news...
before I laugh and act like a fool.

etc.

P-

Vote Up
Vote Down

Scunthorpe.

1 edit
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Scunthorpe.
I feel like a Frosted Mini-Wheat©!!!

P-

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I feel like a Frosted Mini-Wheat©!!!

P-
That's what she said.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
That's what she said.
Stop stealing my material... punk.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by ark13
Stop stealing my material... punk.
I hope someone cuts out your poop shoot with a rusty butter knife.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I hope someone cuts out your poop shoot with a rusty butter knife.
Stop being so disturbed.

1 edit
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I hope someone cuts out your poop shoot with a rusty butter knife.
Yeah? Well, I hope someone kills you... so, yeah!

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by ark13
Yeah? Well, I hope someone kills you.
Too harsh. Too harsh.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Too harsh. Too harsh.
That's what she said.

Vote Up
Vote Down

I think I heard her say, Its so small, its so small....

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Phlabibit
If my fist clenches, crack it open!
Before I use it and lose my coool.

If I smile, tell me some bad news...
before I laugh and act like a fool.

etc.

P-
You don’t bring me flowers
You don’t sing me love songs
You hardly talk to me anymore
When you come thru the door
At the end of the day

I remember when
You couldn’t wait to love me
Used to hate to leave me
Now after lovin’ me late at night
When it’s good for you
And you’re feelin’ alright
Well you just roll over
And turn out the light
And you don’t bring me flowers anymore

It used to be so natural
To talk about forever
But used to be’s don’t count anymore
They just lay on the floor
’til we sweep them away

And baby, I remember
All the things you taught me
I learned how to laugh
And I learned how to cry
Well I leared how to love
Even learned how to lie
You’d think I could learn
How to tell you goodbye
’cause you don’t bring me flowers anymore

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by sonhouse
I think I heard her say, Its so small, its so small....
And you're insulting yourself why?

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by ark13
That's what she said.
You should be drowned in a shallow pool for the good of humanity.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You should be drowned in a shallow pool for the good of humanity.
Is that drowned in a pool which was created for the good of humanity, or the drowning the ebenfit and the pool generic?