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The bad news for Very Rusty thread

The bad news for Very Rusty thread

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Knowing VR he just doesn't want to call you!

May you have a very Merry Christmas!

May the bird of good fortune fly up your nose & get caught there.
Coward!!!

You wanted proof. I handed you the way to get it and you chickened out.

I wish you a rotten festivas, that is just how I feel about you. See ... that is what honesty really means. I don't hide little man. I am in the open ... come on ... pick up the phone and I will again answer with: "VR is a eunuch," just as I did when Trev33 called.

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Originally posted by Kegge
Coward!!!

You wanted proof. I handed you the way to get it and you chickened out.

I wish you a rotten festivas, that is just how I feel about you. See ... that is what honesty really means. I don't hide little man. I am in the open ... come on ... pick up the phone and I will again answer with: "VR is a eunuch," just as I did when Trev33 called.
ROFLMAO...

Have a lovely Christmas!

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
ROFLMAO...

Have a lovely Christmas!
Still the coward. More and more people see what you really are small ballless little man. Lots of talk but no action ... the number and address are still here for you. Use it if you dare.

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Originally posted by Kegge
Still the coward. More and more people see what you really are small ballless little man. Lots of talk but no action ... the number and address are still here for you. Use it if you dare.
ROFLMAO...This is priceless!

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
ROFLMAO...This is priceless!
I know it is. I am still waiting. Eventually you'll have finished laughing, only to realize that you still have no answer. Pick up the phone dear, you know you want to if you really are:

1. Having more money than I do
2. Are stronger than I am
3. Raised more children than I have
4. had more meetings with psychiatrists than I have

and on and on ...

I want to believe you, I want to follow you ... but just show a small part of your divinity, so I can truly understand how large a deity you are.

Phone numbers are in the other topic ... as is my personal address.

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it's the comprehension factor

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
it's the comprehension factor
Can't be , that would take more than three days.

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Mental labotomy comes to mind for the previous last 10 posts.

I mean, come on, I'd shag VR for a million bucks, and I have no idea what his arese looks like.

Ouch! Just got a slap off the wife. 🙁

She said no way. You'd rupture his spleen and crack his pancreas. Ah well!.... That's my lucky million gone. :'(

-m. 😳

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George Bernard Shaw to a proper Victorian lady while traveling in a train compartment.

GBS: Madam, would you go to bed with me for a million pounds?

VL: I most certainly would!

GBS: Well then, would you go to bed with me for two pence?

VL (outraged): I mostly certainly would not! What do you think I am?

GBS: My dear, we've established what you are. Now we're merely negotiating the price.

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Originally posted by sbacat
George Bernard Shaw to a proper Victorian lady while traveling in a train compartment.

GBS: Madam, would you go to bed with me for a million pounds?

VL: I most certainly would!

GBS: Well then, would you go to bed with me for two pence?

VL (outraged): I mostly certainly would not! What do you think I am?

GBS: My dear, we've established what you are. Now we're merely negotiating the price.
Rich Man to Essex Girl...

RM: Would you shag me for a million pounds.

EG: Get lost, I'd sooner shag a million men, for a quid each!

-m. 😉

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GBS with the same VL.

VL (imperiously): There are only two words in the English language that begin with the letters SU but are pronounced with the shu sound.

GBS: Oh, and what are they?

VL: Sugar and sumac!

GBS: Sure, every schoolboy knows that!

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
I have a nice Movie camera I bought for my trip in October.

Are you any good behind a camera?

Took me awhile to get the hang of it...now I am almost pro at it.
Are you any good in FRONT of the camera?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Are you any good in FRONT of the camera?
My guess is better than you behind and in front! 😛

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Originally posted by mikelom
Mental labotomy comes to mind for the previous last 10 posts.

I mean, come on, I'd shag VR for a million bucks, and I have no idea what his arese looks like.

Ouch! Just got a slap off the wife. 🙁

She said no way. You'd rupture his spleen and crack his pancreas. Ah well!.... That's my lucky million gone. :'(

-m. 😳
Once again I am turning down your indecent proposal as I do not swing that way.

Fine if you do though! 😛