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Due to public demand, i have been forced to create a thread about the aforementioned flying creatures.....show them some love with your best bee or wasp story.


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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Due to public demand, i have been forced to create a thread about the aforementioned flying creatures.....show them some love with your best bee or wasp story.


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I was stung once by one of them, I've been terrified of them ever since...😳😕

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Due to public demand, i have been forced to create a thread about the aforementioned flying creatures.....show them some love with your best bee or wasp story.


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To bee or not to bee... That wasp a question.😞

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Originally posted by Choreant
To bee or not to bee... That wasp a question.😞
truly awful...😞

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
truly awful...😞
Like cows intestines....Truely Offal. 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Due to public demand, i have been forced to create a thread about the aforementioned flying creatures.....show them some love with your best bee or wasp story.


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All wasps deserve to die! Bees can live though

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Half a bee,philosophically,must ipso facto half not be.
But can a bee,be set to be, or not to be an entire bee.
While have bee is not a bee due to some ancient injury.

Can anyone remember the rest of the lyrics??? It's from one of the Monthy Pythons...

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
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I was stung once by one of them, I've been terrified of them ever since...😳😕
A wasp got inside my shirt once and it stung me about 3 times; it felt like it was someone throwing lit fag-ends at me. I thought they could only sting you once.
And another time I got stung on the back of the neck - I hate them all now. 😠

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Originally posted by Choreant
Half a bee,philosophically,must ipso facto half not be.
But can a bee,be set to be, or not to be an entire bee.
While have bee is not a bee due to some ancient injury.

Can anyone remember the rest of the lyrics??? It's from one of the Monthy Pythons...
A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.
[whistling]

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Originally posted by Stork69
A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a be ...[text shortened]... arnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.
[whistling]
o yep, thanks a lot

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Originally posted by Choreant
Half a bee,philosophically,must ipso facto half not be.
But can a bee,be set to be, or not to be an entire bee.
While have bee is not a bee due to some ancient injury.

Can anyone remember the rest of the lyrics??? It's from one of the Monthy Pythons...
A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C ...[text shortened]... ally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.
What was on the Bee side ?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
A wasp got inside my shirt once and it stung me about 3 times; it felt like it was someone throwing lit fag-ends at me. I thought they could only sting you once.
And another time I got stung on the back of the neck - I hate them all now. 😠
I hate them all too!
😠

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I hate them all too!
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You're beeist ?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You're beeist ?
Yeah, they all should go back from where they came from and leave me alone!