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Originally posted by Seitse
You speak with authority about it.

You naughty, naughty boy. I knew you would kiss (it) and tell.
I can't help but notice that you confuse boys and girls...I think it's time you learned about the birds and the bees....

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Originally posted by Raven69
you confuse boys and girls
Small correction: I confuse you. I wonder why, uhm.

Perhaps that trip you did to Bangkok was a success at the end?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
You weren't too worried about my "cooties" last night!


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(Coming from TChex, this thread was doomed from the beginning. It went off the rails on page 2 and never looked back.)
Thankfully I've been vaccinated. Circle circle dot dot.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Small correction: I confuse [b]you. I wonder why, uhm.
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Is this small correction being made to your claims of having a 'long stick'?

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Originally posted by Raven69
I can't help but notice that you confuse boys and girls...I think it's time you learned about the birds and the bees....
birds and bee's eh?

I'll show you how to ride that bike. For free. 🙂

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Is this small correction being made to your claims of having a 'long stick'?
Are you geeks into gang seitse up?

Stop living with your parents, jerk.

And wise up.

Your comebacks are lame.

Dildo T. Baggins, Lord of the Anal Rings, hohoho 😵

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Originally posted by Seitse
Are you geeks into gang seitse up?

Stop living with your parents, jerk.

And wise up.

Your comebacks are lame.

Dildo T. Baggins, Lord of the Anal Rings, hohoho 😵
I may be away for a few days as I have to go to hospital after suffering a heart attack from your utterly hilarious joke....

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I may be away for a few days as I have to go to hospital after suffering a heart attack from your utterly hilarious joke....
i'll send flowers.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Hello boys and girls. I have a GOOD question for the forum which I hope might stimulate some thought amongst you.

Who would you say is the best girl on red hot pawn, and I dont mean it to be judged in a silly way like what you consider to be good forum contribution or even chess playing ability, but purely which one is the BEST.
ChrissyB

Friendly, funny, intelligent, eloquent and good at chess!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Your comebacks are lame.
Yes, thank God we have people like you to bring cleverness and sophisticated humour into every thread you post in. Please teach us how to make our comebacks as witty as yours. Let us start at the begining - exactly how far should we place our heads up our own arse?

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I may be away for a few days as I have to go to hospital after suffering a heart attack from your utterly hilarious joke....
Once you're in the hospital, remember: your organs would be very useful for someone else

Donate them.

Now!

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Originally posted by Raven69
Yes, thank God we have people like you to bring cleverness and sophisticated humour into every thread you post in. Please teach us how to make our comebacks as witty as yours. Let us start at the begining - exactly how far should we place our heads up our own arse?
Yes, dude.

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Elamef37..

Quite a wonderful gal.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, [b]dude.[/b]
Another well thought out, clever response...how DO you do it?