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The Best Way To Live

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
More so like the ones in Saint Nick's profile and forum avatar... but they had teased hair since they were driving in from the city to swim at my beach while I was driving to the docks to forklift fish out of boats.
Teased hair is so sick.

Which reminds me - A definite bad way to live is "in the past".

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Love like there's no tomorrow.
Relax like there's no end of tomorrows.
And when all your yesterdays have lighted paths, the way to dusky death, return to the stardust of the universe and light your own paths for others

Oh and have as much sex as possible!

EDIT: But wear a condom.

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Originally posted by Starrman
EDIT: But wear a condom.
I thought we were talking about enjoying life??

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Originally posted by darvlay
I thought we were talking about enjoying life??
If you're having the level of sex I'm talking about, then you really don't have time for children πŸ™‚

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Which level is that? Novice? πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by darvlay
Which level is that? Novice? πŸ™‚
No, you're right, you still have plenty of time for them πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by orkyboy
Thought I should bring some light back into this slightly depressing forum.

So, what do you think is the best way to live?
everything in moderation, including moderation...

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Originally posted by Starrman
No, you're right, you still have plenty of time for them πŸ˜›
Don't they have other methods of birth control across the pond? Or are you guys still bagging it with sausage casings?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Don't they have other methods of birth control across the pond? Or are you guys still bagging it with sausage casings?
Indeed they do my friend, but all require planning and when you rise above novice level you too will be ready for the instant and more readily available items πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by Starrman
Indeed they do my friend, but all require planning and when you rise above novice level you too will be ready for the instant and more readily available items πŸ™‚
Oh, I'm the one at Novice level? I get it now! Well, I have earned my badge in foreplay, cunnilingus, erotic massage, positional variations and the difficult female orgasm but sadly I have not achieved my birth control badge. I just don't see the problem with the rhythm method! πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by darvlay
Oh, I'm the one at Novice level? I get it now! Well, I have earned my badge in foreplay, cunnilingus, erotic massage, positional variations and the difficult female orgasm but sadly I have not achieved my birth control badge. I just don't see the problem with the rhythm method! πŸ™‚
I see you have not yet achieved the stage 2 badge for multiple female orgasm, though I am sure you will reach such giddy heights if you study diligently.

You are however right on one thing, you gotta have rhythm man πŸ™‚

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the best way to live is to get in a lot of troubleπŸ˜€its really fun
1.seeing people mad
2.make fun of whoever gets you in trouble teachers, phlabibit,cops
3.never get boredπŸ™‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›πŸ˜•πŸ˜ πŸ˜³πŸ™:'(πŸ˜žπŸ˜πŸ˜΅πŸ˜²πŸ™„πŸ˜΄

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There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro