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...has just flashed past my monitor screen and disappeared into the darkest depths of my bedroom. Oh shhhhh ausages. I think I'm in for a mauling tonight.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
...has just flashed past my monitor screen and disappeared into the darkest depths of my bedroom. Oh shhhhh ausages. I think I'm in for a mauling tonight.
A quick spurt of Fly Spray, close the door and play another few moves..
Anyway it may not be a midge at all... could be a middle eastern titsmi fly? Poor you if it is... eewwww

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
...has just flashed past my monitor screen and disappeared into the darkest depths of my bedroom. Oh shhhhh ausages. I think I'm in for a mauling tonight.
finely chop two heads of garlic ... simmer in microwave with one tub of butter ... coat self liberally and you'll have a peaceful night ...

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
A quick spurt of Fly Spray, close the door and play another few moves..
Anyway it may not be a midge at all... could be a middle eastern titsmi fly? Poor you if it is... eewwww
No fly spray. Just beer. BTW Just googled titsmi fly and got one hit.I think perhaps you are kidding me? 🙄

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
No fly spray. Just beer. BTW Just googled titsmi fly and got one hit.I think perhaps you are kidding me? 🙄
try googling for tsetse fly ...

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
try googling for tsetse fly ...
Oh yeah. Silly me. Forgot about that blighter. Don't think we have a problem with them round these parts.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
No fly spray. Just beer. BTW Just googled titsmi fly and got one hit.I think perhaps you are kidding me? 🙄
Titsmi Fly...hahaha you are all so gullable...

If it bites ya.... ya grow tits!

hahahaha


😛😉😵

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
Titsmi Fly...hahaha you are all so gullable...

If it bites ya.... ya grow tits!

hahahaha


😛😉😵
You mean you you... LIED! 😲

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
Titsmi Fly...hahaha you are all so gullable...

If it bites ya.... ya grow tits!

hahahaha


😛😉😵
let us know if it works, jimslyp ... please post a pic (suitably attired ...) ...