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The cat sat on the mat

The cat sat on the mat

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
Why?
nothing else around?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
nothing else around?
Why did he sit on it? Why not just walk on over it?

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
Why did he sit on it? Why not just walk on over it?
It was a long journey and it needed a rest, nothing else around..

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
It was a long journey and it needed a rest, nothing else around..
Where had he/she come from? What terrible sequence of events lead up to him/ her having to rest on the mat?

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
Where had he/she come from? What terrible sequence of events lead up to him/ her having to rest on the mat?
He/she managed to jump into the trailer of a long haul transport that didn't have a return load (Halifax, NS to Vancouver, BC) as it was being unloaded. It fell asleep. When the doors where again opened it found itself in Halifax. Some animals will instinctively head "home". Four years later it showed up there and got in through the animal door. The rest , as they say, is history.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
He/she managed to jump into the trailer of a long haul transport that didn't have a return load (Halifax, NS to Vancouver, BC) as it was being unloaded. It fell asleep. When the doors where again opened it found itself in Halifax. Some animals will instinctively head "home". Four years later it showed up there and got in through the animal door. The rest , as they say, is history.
Ah, but you forgot that the mat is actually a flying carpet. Difficult to get to through the cat flap.

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
Ah, but you forgot that the mat is actually a flying carpet. Difficult to get to through the cat flap.
At the time the cat sat on the mat it was stationary in the den in front of the fireplace resting from a previous, like the cat, long journey. Duh!!!

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
Ah, but you forgot that the mat is actually a flying carpet. Difficult to get to through the cat flap.
Letter box?

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
Why?
Because he was fat.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Letter box?
Litter box!

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The point is, the cat did not HAVE to sit on the mat. He chose to, because his DNA is hot-wired to sit on a mat (flying or otherwise), particularly if it is in front of a fire. The terrible sequence of events that lead him to that mat is immaterial: cats sit on mats.

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
The point is, the cat did not HAVE to sit on the mat. He chose to, because his DNA is hot-wired to sit on a mat (flying or otherwise), particularly if it is in front of a fire. The terrible sequence of events that lead him to that mat is immaterial: cats sit on mats.
Maybe you only THOUGHT the cat sat on the mat, when if fact it was a dog in a bog
sitting on a log in the fog while listening to the Troggs.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Maybe you only THOUGHT the cat sat on the mat, when if fact it was a dog in a bog
sitting on a log in the fog while listening to the Troggs.
The cat sat on the mat in front of the fireplace because love was all around.

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
Why?
He noticed there was a small tear in the mat which hid a mouse and was being stealthy expecting a nice snack.

BTW, are you really a pianoman or do you just like Billy Joel?

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