The dangers of Tabasco!

"Arrested this week for allegedly masturbating while seated next to a teenage girl on an airplane flight, the 50-year-old suspect told police that he was actually massaging and itching himself because he had spilled Tabasco sauce on his penis."

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
"Arrested this week for allegedly masturbating while seated next to a teenage girl on an airplane flight, the 50-year-old suspect told police that he was actually massaging and itching himself because he had spilled Tabasco sauce on his penis."

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
"...because he had spilled Tabasco sauce on his penis."

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
So you're 50 years old Hand of Tabasco?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Let's just say I'm very careful to wash my hands after destroying some volcano chicken wings at the local pub. I've learned the hard way to never touch my eyes or my ding dong after spicy food.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
The same warning goes for chopping Scotch bonnets, or birdseye peppers.

Richard

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Let's just say I'm very careful to wash my hands after destroying some volcano chicken wings at the local pub. I've learned the hard way to never touch my eyes or my ding dong after spicy food.

Originally posted by mrs miggins
you have your own set of bells,im impressed.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Are you Mexican?

Originally posted by Marinkatomb
..oR Mexican't?