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The Dnalgne Tribe's 4year Ritual

The Dnalgne Tribe's 4year Ritual

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New anthropological findings of the Dnalgne tribes 4year ritual festival!

This ritual only occurs once every 4 years and involves the general society daubing their face with white paint and then painting a red cross in the middle..

Excessive amounts of food are eaten and large amounts of intoxicants are imbibed within this ritualistic festival..

The Dnalgne tribe pray to the head of the ritual 'The Dnalgne reganam' who has 11 disciples who play out a ritualistic dance for 90 minutes with an oppossing tribe such as Yalti or Niaps .....

The totem used is of a spherical shape and made of animal hide, every ritual disciple may only touch this sacred object with his feet except for one particulr member of each tribe, the Dnalgne tribe name this one person the Eilaog' and it is to the Eilaog that the responsibility falls to stop the spherical animal hide enterting the protected ritual area known as 'The Loag'

The members of each tribe watch the ritual performance and learn their cultures ethos spelt out in a collective as they shout, scream and sometimes cry if the spherical animal object know as the 'Llab' enters their sacred ritual area 'Loag'.

It seems this tribe and the others that form this collective ritual practice are very aggressive and ethnocentric only ubderstanding their own tribes culture and not appreciating any other world views. Competition is a strong ethos and makes these people blind with a need to outperform the other tribes 11 ritual disciple unit named the 'maet'.

The maet who manages to get the 'llab' into the oppossing maet's sacred area known as the Loag, wins the ritual dance and goes on to compete against another maet until finally their stands one tribe who is named the 'Renniw' and they receive a large vessel of gold named the 'pucdlrow' and much celebration goes on within the tribes regional area named a 'yrtnuoc'. The people of this planet do not share their space but divide it into a yrtnuoc's, although they are the most intelligent animal of their planet they too like animals are very territorial and will defend this space even if it means their death believing that their particular yrtnuoc has a better philosophy of living than others. these are very primal people, my study continues.

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
New anthropological findings of the Dnalgne tribes 4year ritual festival!

This ritual only occurs once every 4 years and involves the general society daubing their face with white paint and then painting a red cross in the middle..

Excessive amounts of food are eaten and large amounts of intoxicants are imbibed within this ritualistic festival..
...[text shortened]... people, my study continues.

Anthropological Instituation of the Universe
I'll feast, chant and bow to our 11 disciples, but I'm not painting a red cross on my face like those infidels.

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
New anthropological findings of the Dnalgne tribes 4year ritual festival!

This ritual only occurs once every 4 years and involves the general society daubing their face with white paint and then painting a red cross in the middle..

Excessive amounts of food are eaten and large amounts of intoxicants are imbibed within this ritualistic festival..
...[text shortened]... people, my study continues.

Anthropological Instituation of the Universe
Have you been drinking again?

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I didn't even know members of my yrtnuoc participated until this year, thinking such rituals and festivals belonged to those beings on the other side of the naeco or south of here. OK, everyone but us. This is probably because if we're not the best at something, we pretend it doesn't exist.

Let the semag begin.

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VladimirNo1 is such a ckingfu ctnu!

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Originally posted by demonseed
VladimirNo1 is such a ckingfu ctnu!
rear HeaH!

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Originally posted by demonseed
VladimirNo1 is such a ckingfu ctnu!
Hello, I am a mild mannered banker by day and part-time politics teacher in the evenings what does that make me?

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
New anthropological findings of the Dnalgne tribes 4year ritual festival!

This ritual only occurs once every 4 years and involves the general society daubing their face with white paint and then painting a red cross in the middle..

Excessive amounts of food are eaten and large amounts of intoxicants are imbibed within this ritualistic festival..
...[text shortened]... people, my study continues.

Anthropological Instituation of the Universe
are you sure they do it every 4 years???

check your research

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Hello, I am a mild mannered banker by day and part-time politics teacher in the evenings wjat does that make me?
Imitation is the highest form of flattery 😛

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Imitation is the highest form of flattery 😛
So is jealousy

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Hello, I am a mild mannered banker by day and part-time politics teacher in the evenings what does that make me?
Oi ballbag, I already told you what you are. No need to search for answers.

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
New anthropological findings of the Dnalgne tribes 4year ritual festival!

This ritual only occurs once every 4 years and involves the general society daubing their face with white paint and then painting a red cross in the middle..

Excessive amounts of food are eaten and large amounts of intoxicants are imbibed within this ritualistic festival..
...[text shortened]... people, my study continues.

Anthropological Instituation of the Universe
I read a similar story when in college about the Nacirema peoples.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Oi ballbag, I already told you what you are. No need to search for answers.
You're right i am a ballbag because I am a mild mannered banker by day and part-time politics teacher in the evenings.

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
You're right i am a ballbag because I am a mild mannered banker by day and part-time politics teacher in the evenings.
You are a ball bag [Period]