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Sur, - May we beg and beseech your proteckshion and power. We are Sur, as it may be, livin in a Willderniss, so far as the rest of London knows anything of us, or as the rich and great people care about. We live in muck and filthe. We aint got no privies, no dust bins, no drains, no water splies, and drain or suer in the hole place. The Suer Company in Greek Street, Soho Square, all great rich and powerful men, take no notice watsotnedever of our complaints. The Stenche of a Gully-hole is disgustin. We all of us suffur, and numbers are ill, and if the Colera comes Lord help us...

Teusday, Juley 3, 1849

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Sur, - May we beg and beseech your proteckshion and power. We are Sur, as it may be, livin in a Willderniss, so far as the rest of London knows anything of us, or as the rich and great people care about. We live in muck and filthe. We aint got no privies, no dust bins, no drains, no water splies, and drain or suer in the hole place. The Suer Company in Gre ...[text shortened]... s suffur, and numbers are ill, and if the Colera comes Lord help us...

Teusday, Juley 3, 1849
Progress. We all spell like gods now and toilet-bowl cleaner sales have shot through the roof. Sadly, the lower classes still only own one toothbrush at a time.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
... We all of us suffur, and numbers are ill, and if the Colera comes Lord help us...

Teusday, Juley 3, 1849
Stolen like a true capitalist pig, XZaNy! 😕

I can hear you "oink"ing from here ~ or did I just pass gas?

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Sur, - May we beg and beseech your proteckshion and power. We are Sur, as it may be, livin in a Willderniss, so far as the rest of London knows anything of us, or as the rich and great people care about. We live in muck and filthe. We aint got no privies, no dust bins, no drains, no water splies, and drain or suer in the hole place. The Suer Company in Gre ...[text shortened]... s suffur, and numbers are ill, and if the Colera comes Lord help us...

Teusday, Juley 3, 1849
We used to live int hole int ground.

And you try tellin the kids of today, they won't believe you.

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Progress. We all spell like gods now and toilet-bowl cleaner sales have shot through the roof. Sadly, the lower classes still only own one toothbrush at a time.
And have tap-water sandwiches for lunch

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Et in Arcadia ego...

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When aaaaaigh t'was yun, use to have a cup o' tee, wi noooooooo milk.

and nooooooo sugah.

...and nooooo cup.

...and come ta think of it- noooooo tee.

Ours were just t'wateeeer. In t'air. After t'ad rained.

And we'd breathe tat water like t'was no t'morree.

Today s'all t'caffè latte macchiato w't hazelnut syrup 'ere and a pleeet o' t' amaretto bickies dere.

🙁

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Blast from the past.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Sur, - May we beg and beseech your proteckshion and power. We are Sur, as it may be, livin in a Willderniss, so far as the rest of London knows anything of us, or as the rich and great people care about. We live in muck and filthe. We aint got no privies, no dust bins, no drains, no water splies, and drain or suer in the hole place. The Suer Company in Gre ...[text shortened]... s suffur, and numbers are ill, and if the Colera comes Lord help us...

Teusday, Juley 3, 1849
Jesus Cripes man!
Can you not even copy and paste without making spelling errors?

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Jesus Cripes man!
Can you not even copy and paste without making spelling errors?
That's not a copy paste. 🙁

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
That's not a copy paste. 🙁
From: http://www.univ-lille3.fr/ufr/bibangellier/etudes_recherches/infocapes.htm

'Sur, May we beg and beseech your proteckshion and power. Wee are Sur, as it may be, living in a Wilderniss, so far as the rest of London knows anything of us, or as rich and great people care about. We live in muck anti filthe. We aint got no privez, no dust bins, no drains, no water splies, and no drain or suer in the whole place. The Suer Company, in Greek Street, Soho Square, all great, rich and powerfool men, take no notice watsomedever of our complaints. The Stenche of a Gully-hole is disgustin. We al of us suffer, and numbers are ill, and if the Colera comes Lord help us.'

Must've been simply inspired zenoglossian madness, XZaNy. huh? 😉😵

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Originally posted by widget
From: http://www.univ-lille3.fr/ufr/bibangellier/etudes_recherches/infocapes.htm

[b]'Sur, May we beg and beseech your proteckshion and power. Wee are Sur, as it may be, living in a Wilderniss, so far as the rest of London knows anything of us, or as rich and great people care about. We live in muck anti filthe. We aint got no privez, no dust bins, no drai ...[text shortened]... ord help us.'


Must've been simply inspired zenoglossian madness, XZaNy. huh? 😉😵[/b]
I typed it out from a written source. Took some time as my brain kept correcting what I was typing.

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