Originally posted by pawnfondlerDeep Thoughts....excellent!
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the b me kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.
Originally posted by rbmorrisAre these Native Americans, or whatever the politically correct phase is for convenience store employees?
Deep Thoughts....excellent!
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.
"I'm so exited" by The Pointer Sisters (1984)
Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen
Tonight we'll put all other things aside
(Finish on time, and find the doc release form)
We're going for those pleasures in the night.
I want to love you, feel you, wrap myself around you
I want to squeeze you, please you, I just can't get enough
And if you move real slow, I'll let it go
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
I'm about to loose control, and I think I like it
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you
We shouldn't even think about tomorrow
Sweet memories will last for a long, long time
We'll have a good time baby, don't you worry
And if we still playin' around, boy, that's just fine
Let's get excited, we just can't hide it (no, no, no)
I'm about to loose control, and I think I like it
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it (no, no)
And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you
I'm so excited (ou eee) , and I just can't hide it
I'm about to loose control, and I think I like it (oh yeah)
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it (no, no, no, no, no)
And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you
Ooohh, oohh
{Solo}
Oooh, boy...
I want to love you, feel you, wrap myself around you
I want to squeeze you, please you, I just can't get enough
And if you move real slow, I'll let it go
I'm so excited (ou eee) , and I just can't hide it
I'm about to loose control, and I think I like it (oh yeah)
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it (no, no, no, no, no)
And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you
I'm so excited, I just can't hide it
I'm about to loose control, and I think I like it
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you
I'm so excited,
Burning up, I think I like it
I'm so excited, you've got me
Oh oh I like it boy
I'm so excited,
Burning up...
Originally posted by Loose Screwput it on again but this time on 45 i want to watch u dance to it 😵
"I'm so exited" by The Pointer Sisters (1984)
Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen
Tonight we'll put all other things aside
(Finish on time, and find the doc release form)
We're going for those pleasures in the night.
I want to love you, feel you, wrap myself around you
I want to squeeze you, please you, I just can't get enough
And i ...[text shortened]... Oh oh I like it boy
I'm so excited,
Burning up...
Originally posted by Ice ColdSounds like Jack Handey to me...
What a pity I am out of recs. That was outstanding BS if I ever heard it. 😕
"I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him and hand it to him." -- Jack Handey
Originally posted by Ice ColdI almost gave up on "oaingril". Yermr mhiacsrst ot ouy oto!
Hvae you eevr hraed of such a cazry tnihg as tihs?Alhmst alll the wdors hree are mleseiplsd, but you suhlod sltil be albe to raed this. Odd but ture my feinrds, tihs text is an Iyce oaingril. Mery Cmrsiahts two alll.
Originally posted by NordlysYeah, but you cheated Nordlys. Notice how the first letter and the last letter of all of the words he spelled are the same as when they're spelled correctly.
I almost gave up on "oaingril". Yermr mhiacsrst ot ouy oto!
For example.
The Right Way:
Sepll the lteetrs lkie tihs.
Nordly's stupid way:
M'I Nosyrld nad I rebak lures.