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... is unique. Like an iris, a fingerprint, or the amount
of peanuts in one's feces.
Do you know how I can tell a human from an android?
The human has, by the age of 30, fingered his navel
and then sniffed the results at least a hundred times.
And that is because there is a uniqueness there, a delight
in recognizing that the smell imprisoned in ones navel is
a memoir of what we've done and where we've been.
P.S. Rookie, write a poem about it.
Originally posted by SeitseDon't know what your up to down in Scotland Sietse, but as the proverb says whats in the navel stays in the naval.How long can you go without a whiff ? What about panty sniffing? How many times do you go there?
... is unique. Like an iris, a fingerprint, or the amount
of peanuts in one's feces.
Do you know how I can tell a human from an android?
The human has, by the age of 30, fingered his navel
and then sniffed the results at least a hundred times.
And that is because there is a uniqueness there, a delight
in recognizing that the smell imprisoned in ones ...[text shortened]... vel is
a memoir of what we've done and where we've been.
P.S. Rookie, write a poem about it.
Originally posted by Seitsebeyond the pale
... is unique. Like an iris, a fingerprint, or the amount
of peanuts in one's feces.
Do you know how I can tell a human from an android?
The human has, by the age of 30, fingered his navel
and then sniffed the results at least a hundred times.
And that is because there is a uniqueness there, a delight
in recognizing that the smell imprisoned in ones ...[text shortened]... vel is
a memoir of what we've done and where we've been.
P.S. Rookie, write a poem about it.
Originally posted by Seitsemay i finger yer navel,
Can I finger your navel?
just to check for lint or debris...
i promise to keep my nose to myself,
cuz most navels smell kinda fishy...
i'd like to test the texture,
of the waxy emission within...
i swear i'll not push hard in there,
and see? my fingernails are trimmed...
if you want, i'll use a swab,
with a bit of hydrogen peroxide...
i'll gently probe yer steaming depths,
now pull yer flesh open wide...
for a rinse of yer precocious preciousness,
i'll use a fine wine from chardonnay...
for then, yer taste will be exquisite,
and yer navel will be ready for play...
good gawd you pervert!!!
look what you've made me do!!!
:'( :'( :'(
Originally posted by rookie54Dear...you should be paid for this...
may i finger yer navel,
just to check for lint or debris...
i promise to keep my nose to myself,
cuz most navels smell kinda fishy...
i'd like to test the texture,
of the waxy emission within...
i swear i'll not push hard in there,
and see? my fingernails are trimmed...
if you want, i'll use a swab,
with a bit of hydrogen peroxide...
i'll gent ...[text shortened]... be ready for play...
good gawd you pervert!!!
look what you've made me do!!!
:'( :'( :'(
...I wonder if Hallmark would be interested...
Originally posted by rookie54This is *PURE*, hardcore poetry.
may i finger yer navel,
just to check for lint or debris...
i promise to keep my nose to myself,
cuz most navels smell kinda fishy...
i'd like to test the texture,
of the waxy emission within...
i swear i'll not push hard in there,
and see? my fingernails are trimmed...
if you want, i'll use a swab,
with a bit of hydrogen peroxide...
i'll gent ...[text shortened]... be ready for play...
good gawd you pervert!!!
look what you've made me do!!!
:'( :'( :'(
Never, I repeat: NEVER, be ashamed of your art, young man.
