The Fragrance Of The Navel

... is unique. Like an iris, a fingerprint, or the amount
of peanuts in one's feces.

Do you know how I can tell a human from an android?
The human has, by the age of 30, fingered his navel
and then sniffed the results at least a hundred times.

And that is because there is a uniqueness there, a delight
in recognizing that the smell imprisoned in ones navel is
a memoir of what we've done and where we've been.

P.S. Rookie, write a poem about it.

Originally posted by Seitse
... is unique. Like an iris, a fingerprint, or the amount
of peanuts in one's feces.

Do you know how I can tell a human from an android?
The human has, by the age of 30, fingered his navel
and then sniffed the results at least a hundred times.

And that is because there is a uniqueness there, a delight
in recognizing that the smell imprisoned in ones ...[text shortened]... vel is
a memoir of what we've done and where we've been.

P.S. Rookie, write a poem about it.

Don't know what your up to down in Scotland Sietse, but as the proverb says whats in the navel stays in the naval.How long can you go without a whiff ? What about panty sniffing? How many times do you go there?

Originally posted by Seitse
... is unique. Like an iris, a fingerprint, or the amount
of peanuts in one's feces.

Do you know how I can tell a human from an android?
The human has, by the age of 30, fingered his navel
and then sniffed the results at least a hundred times.

And that is because there is a uniqueness there, a delight
in recognizing that the smell imprisoned in ones ...[text shortened]... vel is
a memoir of what we've done and where we've been.

P.S. Rookie, write a poem about it.

beyond the pale

Originally posted by gareth cobb
What about panty sniffing?

Interesting. Do you like that stuff?

Originally posted by Seitse
Interesting. Do you like that stuff?

This should go to the Spirituality Forum!

😀

Originally posted by CalJust
This should go to the Spirituality Forum!

😀

Nah, it's full of posers over there.

Originally posted by Merlion
beyond the pale

Beyond the pale of Navel Oranges?

Originally posted by sonhouse
Beyond the pale of Navel Oranges?

Can I finger your navel?

Originally posted by Seitse
Can I finger your navel?

may i finger yer navel,
just to check for lint or debris...
i promise to keep my nose to myself,
cuz most navels smell kinda fishy...

i'd like to test the texture,
of the waxy emission within...
i swear i'll not push hard in there,
and see? my fingernails are trimmed...

if you want, i'll use a swab,
with a bit of hydrogen peroxide...
i'll gently probe yer steaming depths,
now pull yer flesh open wide...

for a rinse of yer precocious preciousness,
i'll use a fine wine from chardonnay...
for then, yer taste will be exquisite,
and yer navel will be ready for play...


good gawd you pervert!!!
look what you've made me do!!!
:'( :'( :'(

Originally posted by rookie54
may i finger yer navel,
just to check for lint or debris...
i promise to keep my nose to myself,
cuz most navels smell kinda fishy...

i'd like to test the texture,
of the waxy emission within...
i swear i'll not push hard in there,
and see? my fingernails are trimmed...

if you want, i'll use a swab,
with a bit of hydrogen peroxide...
i'll gent ...[text shortened]... be ready for play...


good gawd you pervert!!!
look what you've made me do!!!
:'( :'( :'(

Dear...you should be paid for this...

...I wonder if Hallmark would be interested...

Originally posted by rookie54
may i finger yer navel,
just to check for lint or debris...
i promise to keep my nose to myself,
cuz most navels smell kinda fishy...

i'd like to test the texture,
of the waxy emission within...
i swear i'll not push hard in there,
and see? my fingernails are trimmed...

if you want, i'll use a swab,
with a bit of hydrogen peroxide...
i'll gent ...[text shortened]... be ready for play...


good gawd you pervert!!!
look what you've made me do!!!
:'( :'( :'(

This is *PURE*, hardcore poetry.

Never, I repeat: NEVER, be ashamed of your art, young man.

Originally posted by Seitse
This is *PURE*, hardcore poetry.

Never, I repeat: NEVER, be ashamed of your art, young man.

So do we have any other navel exercises?

Originally posted by sonhouse
So do we have any other navel exercises?

Can you put your tongue inside your own navel?

Originally posted by Seitse
Can you put your tongue inside your own navel?

Yes, but only once.

Originally posted by moonbus
Yes, but only once.

No pain, no gain.