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The front page of today's newspaper (from the nearest somewhat urban area) is all about how fast different frozen treats melt -- frozen custard, a bomb pop, and a tofu fudge pop. Is it possible that the world is now at peace, hunger and disease have ended, and so there's nothing else to take up twelve inches of news space on the front page???😠😲🙄

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Hey,it's hot and popsickle melt down time is critical information to the world.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Hey,it's hot and popsickle melt down time is critical information to the world.
Yeah, probably. FWIW, frozen custard lasts the longest.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Yeah, probably. FWIW, frozen custard lasts the longest.
*holding head from intense brain freeze*
Fascinating.😵

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Originally posted by aspviper666
*holding head from intense brain freeze*
Fascinating.😵
a frozen brain gathers no brainworm

or something like that

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While I was a young man they had a TV commecial that said,"This is your brain.". And then said,"This is your brain on drugs."I knew the commecial was bogus because I could plainly see it was an egg in a frying pan.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
While I was a young man they had a TV commecial that said,"This is your brain.". And then said,"This is your brain on drugs."I knew the commecial was bogus because I could plainly see it was an egg in a frying pan.
Have you seen the posters? One has different famous people. Another says "This is your brain on drugs with a side of bacon." I love those.