herrings, sardines, and anchovies,
i like eating these tiny lil fishies...
they're good onna pizza, in the tower of pisa,
and enhance every ice cream dishies...
Originally posted by Metacomedian 1. In the beginning Russ created a chess board.
2 Now the chess board was empty of pieces and had no boundaries, so it extended and bended into infinity.
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Russ took the Grampy Bobby he had made and put him in the Forum of Eden to post in it and take care of it.
And the Russ commanded the Grampy, “You are free to post in any thread in the forum but you must not post bollox, for when you do you will certainly be banned".
The Russ said, “It is not good for the Grampy to be alone in the Forum of Eden; I will make a group of suitable posters for him teach and watch over as his flock”. And the Russ saw that it was good.
Originally posted by divegeester Russ took the Grampy Bobby he had made and put him in the Forum of Eden to post in it and take care of it.
And the Russ commanded the Grampy, “You are free to post in any thread in the forum but you must not post bollox, for when you do you will certainly be banned".
The Russ said, “It is not good for the Grampy to be alone in the Forum of Eden; I wil ...[text shortened]... suitable posters for him teach and watch over as his flock”. And the Russ saw that it was good.
But the Grampy said " Oh Great Russ, what shall I teach them for I know nothing"
And the Great Russ said "Let there be Copy" and behold it was so.
And the Great Russ said "Let there be Paste" and behold it was so also.
And the Russ rested and so endeth the 3rd Day.
Originally posted by divegeester Russ took the Grampy Bobby he had made and put him in the Forum of Eden to post in it and take care of it.
And the Russ commanded the Grampy, “You are free to post in any thread in the forum but you must not post bollox, for when you do you will certainly be banned".
The Russ said, “It is not good for the Grampy to be alone in the Forum of Eden; I wil ...[text shortened]... suitable posters for him teach and watch over as his flock”. And the Russ saw that it was good.
And the joker, named geester, was more subtle than all the posters in the forum of Eden, and he beguiled and tempted all the posters, aligning himself with them in their attack against the good Grampy Bobby and his brothers. And the Russ saw what was going on and created the Bottomless Pit of near infinite chess moves in which the joker and his followers would one day be cast into, thereby bringing peace and goodwill back to the land of the Forum of Eden.
Originally posted by wolfgang59 But the Grampy said " Oh Great Russ, what shall I teach them for I know nothing"
And the Great Russ said "Let there be Copy" and behold it was so.
And the Great Russ said "Let there be Paste" and behold it was so also.
And the Russ rested and so endeth the 3rd Day.
And the wolfgang were given tools of ridicule and insult by the joker with which to malign and impugn the good Grampy Bobby and his brothers because the wolfgang rejected the Russ's intents and purposes for the Forum of Eden.
When players and contributors began to increase in number on the RHP , the Russ saw that the members formed themselves into clans, and they selected any others of them they chose. Then the Russ said, “I will not be content with free membership forever, for they are taking the pisseth ; so their 365 days will cost each member 2 score shekels.”
The Moderators were on the RHP in those days, and also afterward, when the evil 3a members went to the internet and had sock-puppets by it. They were the heroes of old, members of renown.
The Russ saw how great the duchebaggery of the members of the Clans Forum had become on the RHP, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the members heart was only evil and character assassination and actual sadism, all the time. And the voices of the Clans Forum members reached out to him. Constantly. On and on and on...ad infinitum...
The Russ regretted that he had made RHP, and his work-life balance was now deeply screwed up. So the Russ said, “I will wipe from the face of the RHP the Clans Forum I have created—and with them the bickerage, the ranting and the cheating creatures - for I regret that I have made them.”
Originally posted by divegeester When players and contributors began to increase in number on the RHP , the Russ saw that the members formed themselves into clans, and they selected any others of them they chose. Then the Russ said, “I will not be content with free membership forever, for they are taking the pisseth ; so their 365 days will cost each member 2 score shekels.”
The [i]M ...[text shortened]... hem the bickerage, the ranting and the cheating creatures - for I regret that I have made them.”
Attribution: "Genesis of RHP" Chapter 1 Verse 1 written by divegeester before human history began.
In the beginning there was RHP.
Then Chess.com came out and RHP became a shadow of itself, withering away to nothing because the liberal hate-whitie-hate-America-hate-western european culure hate mongers ruined the forums and the apologetic politically correct english terds running the site let it happen and everyone with common sense got banned or chased off or sick of the chit and left. .
Originally posted by FishHead111 In the beginning there was RHP.
Then Chess.com came out and RHP became a shadow of itself, withering away to nothing because the liberal hate-whitie-hate-America-hate-western european culure hate mongers ruined the forums and the apologetic politically correct english terds running the site let it happen and everyone with common sense got banned or chased off or sick of the chit and left. .
Can't help but notice you yourself are not banned. Does that mean you are lacking common sense?
Originally posted by FishHead111 In the beginning there was RHP.
Then Chess.com came out and RHP became a shadow of itself, withering away to nothing because the liberal hate-whitie-hate-America-hate-western european culure hate mongers ruined the forums and the apologetic politically correct english terds running the site let it happen and everyone with common sense got banned or chased off or sick of the chit and left. .
I'd just like to say how smart, profound and entertaining that post was.
... but I just cannot bring myself to do it.
btw: That is the grossest misuse of hyphenation I have seen for some time!