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The Genesis of RHP

The Genesis of RHP

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1. In the beginning Russ created a chess board.

2 Now the chess board was empty of pieces and had no boundaries, so it extended and bended into infinity.

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Originally posted by Metacomedian
1. In the beginning Russ created a chess board.

2 Now the chess board was empty of pieces and had no boundaries, so it extended and bended into infinity.

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1. In the beginning Jeremiah Wainwright III Jr. created a chess board.

2 Now the chess board was empty of pieces and had no boundaries, so it extended and bended into infinity.


Metacomedian, it's cruel to play along. This way is kinder.


herrings, sardines, and anchovies,
i like eating these tiny lil fishies...
they're good onna pizza, in the tower of pisa,
and enhance every ice cream dishies...



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But the Grampy said " Oh Great Russ, what shall I teach them for I know nothing"
And the Great Russ said "Let there be Copy" and behold it was so.
And the Great Russ said "Let there be Paste" and behold it was so also.
And the Russ rested and so endeth the 3rd Day.


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And the joker, named geester, was more subtle than all the posters in the forum of Eden, and he beguiled and tempted all the posters, aligning himself with them in their attack against the good Grampy Bobby and his brothers. And the Russ saw what was going on and created the Bottomless Pit of near infinite chess moves in which the joker and his followers would one day be cast into, thereby bringing peace and goodwill back to the land of the Forum of Eden.

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
But the Grampy said " Oh Great Russ, what shall I teach them for I know nothing"
And the Great Russ said "Let there be Copy" and behold it was so.
And the Great Russ said "Let there be Paste" and behold it was so also.
And the Russ rested and so endeth the 3rd Day.
And the wolfgang were given tools of ridicule and insult by the joker with which to malign and impugn the good Grampy Bobby and his brothers because the wolfgang rejected the Russ's intents and purposes for the Forum of Eden.



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Attribution: "Genesis of RHP" Chapter 1 Verse 1 written by divegeester before human history began.

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And Whodey wept. :'(


In the beginning there was RHP.
Then Chess.com came out and RHP became a shadow of itself, withering away to nothing because the liberal hate-whitie-hate-America-hate-western european culure hate mongers ruined the forums and the apologetic politically correct english terds running the site let it happen and everyone with common sense got banned or chased off or sick of the chit and left. .


Originally posted by FishHead111
In the beginning there was RHP.
Then Chess.com came out and RHP became a shadow of itself, withering away to nothing because the liberal hate-whitie-hate-America-hate-western european culure hate mongers ruined the forums and the apologetic politically correct english terds running the site let it happen and everyone with common sense got banned or chased off or sick of the chit and left. .
Can't help but notice you yourself are not banned. Does that mean you are lacking common sense?


Might explain why you rate Chess.com.


Originally posted by FishHead111
In the beginning there was RHP.
Then Chess.com came out and RHP became a shadow of itself, withering away to nothing because the liberal hate-whitie-hate-America-hate-western european culure hate mongers ruined the forums and the apologetic politically correct english terds running the site let it happen and everyone with common sense got banned or chased off or sick of the chit and left. .
I'd just like to say how smart, profound and entertaining that post was.



... but I just cannot bring myself to do it.

btw: That is the grossest misuse of hyphenation I have seen for some time!

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
I'd just like to say how smart, profound and entertaining that post was.



... but I just cannot bring myself to do it.

btw: That is the grossest misuse of hyphenation I have seen for some time!
'When-in-doubt,-hyphenate-everything-!'

Clarissa-Frigme-Postlethwaite

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Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
'When-in-doubt,-hyphenate-everything-!'

Clarissa-Frigme-Postlethwaite

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hyphenated...
non-hyphenated...

the definition of irony...