The girly thread

Originally posted by sasquatch672
You forgot the most important part - "satisfy your man orally". That should be first on the list, every day. Men have needs.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
You forgot the most important part - "satisfy your man orally". That should be first on the list, every day. Men have needs.

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
If there's no restraining order it's not stalking .

Originally posted by mokko
Should be on a mans list of things to do every morning, please their woman.

RIAN RAIN RAIN, All it ever does here is rain! Oh well, screw it. I'm going outside rain or not. I won't do my hair and I won't even bother with any makeup. Well nothing more than the absolute basics anyhow. Another month it'll be snow and I'll have to suffer through with those God awful ugly snow boots. Anyone here from some beautiful tropial island? Mind if I come visit?

Originally posted by mokko
RIAN RAIN RAIN, All it ever does here is rain! Oh well, screw it. I'm going outside rain or not. I won't do my hair and I won't even bother with any makeup. Well nothing more than the absolute basics anyhow. Another month it'll be snow and I'll have to suffer through with those God awful ugly snow boots. Anyone here from some beautiful tropial island? Mind if I come visit?

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I can put a space heater in the garage . It's all yours .

Originally posted by eagles54
She'll paint yer toenails periwinkle. Just a heads up bro.

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I'm hoping there's an explosion and fire from the finger nail polish fumes in the garage with the kerosene space heater before she gets a chance to try it .

Originally posted by eagles54
You are a connoisseur of fine entertainment and cheap buzzes too!

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Yes ! I imagine that scenario of mine would be almost as much fun as a clown on fire .

Originally posted by mokko
Are you going through menopause or something Moldy? Hot flashes becoming a bit too much? There's a patch that can help you out with that now you know.

Originally posted by mokko
RIAN RAIN RAIN, All it ever does here is rain! Oh well, screw it. I'm going outside rain or not. I won't do my hair and I won't even bother with any makeup. Well nothing more than the absolute basics anyhow. Another month it'll be snow and I'll have to suffer through with those God awful ugly snow boots. Anyone here from some beautiful tropial island? Mind if I come visit?

Can we have some pics of girlie painted toes please?
I er need some ideas for a er colour management process!
Ya, management that is. Like to study, even.

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
You're the one who's always laying around in the cold rain .