The Grey aliens and Atlantis

The Greys

Google "Mexico Aliens" to see Grey FOSSILS. They are obviously genuine.

1. They are from the Andromeda galaxy. They can get from their home planet to here in a few minutes.
2. They deliberately crashed in the Roswell incident to reveal themselves. The US government has been covering them up for 80 years. Every government knows about them but choose not to say anything.
3. The CIA murdered JFK because he was going to tell the world about the Greys.
4. They are loving, benevolent, and highly intelligent.
5. They had a part to play in our evolution and we are created in their image.
6. English is their language. They speak it with a stereotypically upper class Southern English accent. They are psychic creatures who long since reached perfect knowledge of the workings of this virtual reality and they built stonehenge on the island where God told them that their language would evolve naturally. They also built the pyramids of Giza, the Nazca lines and other temples around the world. They also make crop circles.
7. They will not let Earth be destroyed by an asteroid or let us destroy ourselves with nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons are a massive waste of money. They use their technology to disable nukes around the world and would intercept any nuke launched at civilization. Don't bother building nukes.
8. They are very small compared to humans.
9. In November 2022, I hiked to the top of a mountain behind my house. I was standing at the very top looking out over False Bay when I felt a presence, and a small grey hand touched me lovingly on the shoulder before withdrawing. At that moment I had a vision of what I now know to be a Grey alien. God says that it is a holy site.
10. They knew I was Archangel Tzaphkiel before I did and have been waiting for Earth's awakening and this reveal for many tens of thousands of years.
11. Earth is currently the main planet where souls are incarnating to have suffering experiences, but before Earth souls were incarnating as Greys. But now the Greys are so technologically and spiritually advanced that they don't suffer.
12. They were always reading my profile and have read my book.
13. They improved my DNA as a reward for staking my reputation on my first medicine thread. My body turned white hot for about an hour and it felt like things were popping in and out of me. When the hour was up, the angels said "Sugar! Sugar! Eat sugar!". Now anybody who knows me will know that I am the biggest health nut ever and I don't eat any amount of sugar.

1. I became immortal. Before I became immortal, I was prevented from ageing by my crystal collection. I have been collecting crystals since I was 5 years old. I will never age.
2. My digestive and metabolic systems are vastly superior. I am immune to sugar and almost all bad food additives.
3. My skin is immune to solar radiation, meaning that I do not sunburn, ever, and the sun does not age my skin, even though I am very pale.


Atlantis

I had a vision that Atlantis was a coastal Cuban city. The angels told me that the "Cuban underwater formation" off the coast of the Guanahacabibes peninsula is the ruins of Atlantis. Many thousands of years ago there was the most massive cataclysm. After a huge earthquake, a whole piece of continental shelf subsidised. Atlantis was a very spiritually advanced civilization. Governments are also aware that these ruins are Atlantis but choose not to say anything.

I'm not going to read this thread or respond to it.

I just thought that people should know.

@Ashiitaka
"obviously genuine"

i have a bridge for sale
best hurry, it's gonna go quick
the bridge only goes from here to there
and handles unicycle traffic

@rookie54 said
@Ashiitaka
"obviously genuine"

i have a bridge for sale
best hurry, it's gonna go quick
the bridge only goes from here to there
and handles unicycle traffic

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I'll give you 14 groats for that bridge, and a pygmy hippo.

Edit: I won't read responses to this post. I have no confidence in what I've written so am not open to questions or challenges about it. I am just going to dump it here and run for the hills....with the hippo.

@rookie54 said
i tentatively accept yer kind and generous offer
but
i insist you also give me that chartreuse cardigan yer wearing

@Torunn
i'm all in

I've been gazumped! 😲

Thread update. Hippos are not grey aliens and are not from Atlantis.

@rookie54 said
@Torunn
i'm all in

@Torunn said
🙂 Nothing beats a straight flush, I trust.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Err, accept a royal flush.

@Torunn said
It's the best I can do. Maybe if you could add another cardigan...?

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Madam, I'm not made of money.

@Ashiitaka said
The Greys

Google "Mexico Aliens" to see Grey FOSSILS. They are obviously genuine.

1. They are from the Andromeda galaxy. They can get from their home planet to here in a few minutes.
2. They deliberately crashed in the Roswell incident to reveal themselves. The US government has been covering them up for 80 years. Every government knows about them but choose not to ...[text shortened]...

I'm not going to read this thread or respond to it.

I just thought that people should know.

@diver said
tldr

I like Spock tbh.

Thread update:

Rookie has provided a bridge so that the grey alien hippo can get across to Atlantis to play some poker. (With or without Spock in attendance).