The hard poem game

Originally posted by demonseed
It's one of my surreptitious interests.

And no one can beat me at it as I am the best

Originally posted by Vivaldi
And no one can beat me at it as I am the best

With a caress, in address of my plotting mistress.

Originally posted by blitzkrieg33
With a caress, in address of my plotting mistress.

from the walls of my castle fortress,

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
from the walls of my castle fortress,

I strike back

Originally posted by Bad wolf
I strike back

with a huge big [size=256]QUACK[/size]

Originally posted by Santa Drummer
with a huge big [size=256]QUACK[/size]

OH no my walls have cracked🙁

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
OH no my walls have cracked🙁

I have let my guard down, I'd better get the cricket bat.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
I have let my guard down, I'd better get the cricket bat.

Your cricket bat is no good

Originally posted by Bad wolf
I have let my guard down, I'd better get the cricket bat.

No, I say. Onward to victory!

Originally posted by Wildfire
No, I say. Onward to victory!

Fisherman Friend or Victory V ?

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Your cricket bat is no good

What will I do?

Originally posted by Bad wolf
What will I do?

Sit down and go, "MOO?"

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Your cricket bat is no good

if you replied i'd understood
but you are slow and rather slack
I've read some other threads and come back
but grown bored with waiting for a reply
so i'm off to bed goodnight & bye

Originally posted by Wildfire
Sit down and go, "MOO?"

I'd prefer to sit back and make some stew

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
if you replied i'd understood
but you are slow and rather slack
I've read some other threads and come back
but grown bored with waiting for a reply
so i'm off to bed goodnight & bye

Oh bollox not quite fast enough
your probably already having laughing guff
so sorry for my last outburst
even if it was in a crappy verse