The Hunks of Red Hot Pawn

Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., who in here is *not* a fat, balding, aging coach potato?

Me.

Edit: OK I am balding, but that's alright. Well that's what my partner says anyway and she knows best or that's what she's always telling me. 😠😉

Originally posted by Seitse
Isn't he transgender? There are rumors, you know.

He has been known to wear a skirt

Originally posted by lemondrop
I hit the trifecta, I'm all three and a lousy chess player
are you looking for a date?

That is an interesting proposal.

I am quite hairy, even in places where I seldom
peak. No problems during winter, b-but...

Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., who in here is *not* a fat, balding, aging coach potato?

2 out of 3 aint bad

Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., who in here is *not* a fat, balding, aging coach potato?

coach?

Women are interested in talent. I can belch the 'star spangled banner' during ball games. Sexy stuff. What's your talent.

Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., who in here is *not* a fat, balding, aging coach [sic] potato?

Hey, there's only one thing worse than aging. Not aging!

So, uh, wot's a coach potato? My spuds don't need any coaching. Do yours? 😕

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Women are interested in talent. I can belch the 'star spangled banner' during ball games. Sexy stuff. What's your talent.

I have a Prince Albert piercing.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
What's your talent.

Putting question marks after questions.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Putting question marks after questions.

Always the proofreader eh? 😉

Originally posted by Seitse
I have a Prince Albert piercing.

Is it in the can?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Always the proofreader eh? 😉

Editor.

Originally posted by Seitse
I have a Prince Albert piercing.

You better give it back. 😕

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You better give it back. 😕

That would cause a serious case of bleeding.

Comes in handy when wearing tight jeans, though.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Editor.

I knew that.