The Chicken Song (Spitting Image)
Useless Fact:
The Chicken Song was written by the same people who write the scripts to Red Dwarf.
It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits, with their girly curly hair
Make another song, for marronic holidays
that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Cassarole your gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears
The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Yes you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
la la la la la la la....
(voice in the background at the end: "'ay - we had a laugh!"😉
No actually, growing up on a farm and having to slaughter chickens every fall, they are not so great. They don't hold still well for the head chopping. It takes FOREVER to get all the feathers out after you have dipped them in hot water. But it is kind of fun to play with the feet after you chop them off. 🙂
Originally posted by reader1107lol. Nice!
The Chicken Song (Spitting Image)
Useless Fact:
The Chicken Song was written by the same people who write the scripts to Red Dwarf.
It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits, with their girly curly hair
Make another song, for marronic holidays
that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shore ...[text shortened]... a la la la la la....
(voice in the background at the end: "'ay - we had a laugh!"😉
Originally posted by mlpriorWhy don't you just wring the chickens neck instead of cutting it off?
No actually, growing up on a farm and having to slaughter chickens every fall, they are not so great. They don't hold still well for the head chopping. It takes FOREVER to get all the feathers out after you have dipped them in hot water. But it is kind of fun to play with the feet after you chop them off. 🙂
Originally posted by mlpriorIs it really true that they run around after their heads are lopped off?
No actually, growing up on a farm and having to slaughter chickens every fall, they are not so great. They don't hold still well for the head chopping. It takes FOREVER to get all the feathers out after you have dipped them in hot water. But it is kind of fun to play with the feet after you chop them off. 🙂
Originally posted by leisurelyslothIt is more like a floundering and flapping about with a little running.
Is it really true that they run around after their heads are lopped off?
It used to scare the *hit out of me when I was little. I thought they were "after me".
Oh yea, then there was the time the rooster attacked my mom while she was mowing the lawn. We'll, he got mowed up also. 😞
Sad, sad childhood.
