1. Standard memberSeitse
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    24 Aug '16 06:52
    Originally posted by vandervelde
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    Pure gold.
  2. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    24 Aug '16 06:53
    Originally posted by josephw
    No distractions thank you. 😉
    Can you concentrate despite the sloppy and farty sounds?
  3. SubscriberSuzianne
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    24 Aug '16 09:29
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    classical
    1812 overture is the best if you can last that long
    If it is classical you want, then nothing beats Maurice Ravel's Boléro.

    A bonus is that the copyright on this work expired on May 1, 2016, and so now it is in the public domain.
  4. Standard memberSeitse
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    24 Aug '16 09:48
    Best shagging music...

    YouTube : Thinking Of Suzi
  5. Subscriberjosephw
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    24 Aug '16 10:29
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Can you concentrate despite the sloppy and farty sounds?
    I hear the sound of bated breath and two hearts beating as one.

    Anything else is just a prop, or at best only a prelude.
  6. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    24 Aug '16 10:38
    Originally posted by josephw
    Anything else is just a prop, or at best only a prelude.
    Best euphemism for a fart!

    Gee, honey, that prelude is particularly smelly!
  7. Subscriberjosephw
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    24 Aug '16 10:54
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Best euphemism for a fart!

    Gee, honey, that prelude is particularly smelly!
    But first you should pull the sheet over tight so you get the full impact.
  8. Standard memberSeitse
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    24 Aug '16 12:231 edit
    Originally posted by josephw
    But first you should pull the sheet over tight so you get the full impact.
    Oh, a bean oven it's called!
  9. Subscriberjosephw
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    24 Aug '16 16:42
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Oh, a bean oven it's called!
    It's good for a laugh though.
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