The King's Gambit Gone Wrong

I've started a team game. I simply hate the opposition so much that I can defeat them myself.
I've threatened them for weeks before this match. But now's the moment to strike... just as I'm talking to them, teehee. I've played a surprise opening, too. e4. They weren't expecting that, for sure. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they play their so-predictable reply. Erm... 1... g5. Ah. This team is just asking to be blown back into the Stone Age, for sure. I'm sure their clock is running faster than mine, too... Do they know I'll need to go home shortly otherwise my colleagues back home will call time on me for not asking permission to come here unannounced in the first place? I'll ask my team members for assistance, that's what I'll do. What they say? I started the game without them so I can finish it myself too? They're just losers, that's what. I'm thinking about leaving this team altogether, anyway.
Nah. I'll announce I had the game won, will tip the board up and go. My team can sort out the rest of the battles between them. I'm away.

@AlanTal

Clever. 🙂

@Ghost-of-a-Duke
Thank you, kind sir 🙂

@AlanTal said
I've started a team game. I simply hate the opposition so much that I can defeat them myself.
I've threatened them for weeks before this match. But now's the moment to strike... just as I'm talking to them, teehee. I've played a surprise opening, too. e4. They weren't expecting that, for sure. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they play their so-predictable re ...[text shortened]... , will tip the board up and go. My team can sort out the rest of the battles between them. I'm away.