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The Life of a Cat.....

The Life of a Cat.....

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The-Sphinx

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The Life of a Cat Day 283 Of My Captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair; must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

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A
D_U_N_E

Arrakis

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Not bad...

m
Sinner

Where I belong

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My daughter almost peed her pants! Lol
She now knows what she's suspected all along.

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Forgotten

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thats why i love cats lol

T
The-Sphinx

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Originally posted by mokko
My daughter almost peed her pants! Lol
She now knows what she's suspected all along.
Pleased to hear she enjoyed it.


Sorry about the extra washing! 😳

K
Happier Now!!

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Very good.

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