The Longest Thread In RHP History

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22 Mar 03 19:06

derek9037

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07 Oct 03 18:53

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
C'mon, I love jokes !
Unless they are clearly offensive or insulting.

Hope you find the following neither 😀

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear Wife,

You must realise that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight - Your Husband".

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: -

"Dear Husband,

You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. So don't wait up".

ivanhoe

Felicific Forest

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Moves: 53900

07 Oct 03 19:27

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Oh, those mathematicians ....... 😛

😀

ivanhoe

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07 Oct 03 21:37

Originally posted by Jarede88
why did everyone stop. might as well go for more🙂

Did you know .......
that there are people who do not want to post in this thread ?

D43M0N

Brisbane, Australia

Joined: 08 Sep 03
Moves: 17480

07 Oct 03 22:01

why the heck wouldn't they want to post and become part of the biggest thread in RHP (and maybe bulletin boards/forums) history? It's bound to get in the record books soon enough.

ivanhoe

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08 Oct 03 02:38

Originally posted by D43M0N
why the heck wouldn't they want to post and become part of the biggest thread in RHP (and maybe bulletin boards/forums) history? It's bound to get in the record books soon enough.

Yeah, this will be post 2061 ...

captainchaos

Very inconsistent

Sitting down

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08 Oct 03 15:52

And here's 2062. I just had to join in....

ivanhoe

Felicific Forest

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08 Oct 03 17:56

Originally posted by captainchaos
And here's 2062. I just had to join in....

Sure, this is the thread that'll give you that "I belong here on RHP" feeling ...

RHP, The Place To Be !

D43M0N

Brisbane, Australia

Joined: 08 Sep 03
Moves: 17480

08 Oct 03 22:38

Originally posted by captainchaos
And here's 2062. I just had to join in....

does that mean that mine was 2060? cool.

pkingjacques

Joined: 11 Apr 03
Moves: 3795

09 Oct 03 22:37

here to help the cause!!!!

Jarede88

North Carolina

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Moves: 4264

10 Oct 03 01:37

another longest thread well i guess ill keep it going.

jar

D43M0N

Brisbane, Australia

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10 Oct 03 03:19

Originally posted by Jarede88
another longest thread well i guess ill keep it going.

jar

What do you mean, another?😕

LivingLegend

Amsterdam

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10 Oct 03 21:58

Originally posted by D43M0N
What do you mean, another?😕

There appears to be another longest thread started long ago...it didn't make it....😀😛

ivanhoe

Felicific Forest

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11 Oct 03 00:37

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... a long long time ago ...........

nighty night ........ 😴

TDR

Delaware

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11 Oct 03 00:53

whoa....its long

genius

Wayward Soul

Your Blackened Sky

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11 Oct 03 13:27

Originally posted by LivingLegend
There appears to be another longest thread started long ago...it didn't make it....😀😛

well-it did it at the time, and it got jacko into the top 6 posters, at the time...