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24 Jul 05 01:05

Originally posted by Nordlys
So why didn't I get one from you? :'(

😉

I forgot. 😛

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24 Jul 05 02:09

I'd like to be home with my monkey and my dog....

I'd like to be home with my monkey and my dog...

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24 Jul 05 02:13

I would not do Johnny Depp, despite what my inner voice tells me.

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24 Jul 05 02:20

Originally posted by seraphimvulture
I would not do Johnny Depp, despite what my inner voice tells me.

I would, but not in that "look" from charlie and the chocolate factory.

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24 Jul 05 02:25

I hate 1.b4

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24 Jul 05 02:33

Originally posted by seraphimvulture
I hate 1.b4

There's a b4?

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24 Jul 05 02:34

Originally posted by seraphimvulture
I hate 1.b4

But you love 1 nf3 better?

I thought your favorite was 1 d4 f5

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24 Jul 05 02:35

Originally posted by Nyxie
But you love 1 nf3 better?

I thought your favorite was 1 d4 f5

Nothing beats 1. Frank Zappa.

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24 Jul 05 02:36

Originally posted by Nyxie
But you love 1 nf3 better?

I thought your favorite was 1 d4 f5

I would much rather just chuck my Queen straight into your pupil, grab your King, and race out of the room like a bat out of hell. But then there's the whole ethics and morals thing...

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24 Jul 05 02:37

Originally posted by seraphimvulture
I would much rather just chuck my Queen straight into your pupil, grab your King, and race out of the room like a bat out of hell. But then there's the whole ethics and morals thing...

Then put the whole chess set in a car, drive it off a cliff, and shoot the gas tank.

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24 Jul 05 02:38

Originally posted by D43M0N
Then put the whole chess set in a car, drive it off a cliff, and shoot the gas tank.

Then collect the insurance and move to Bora Bora.

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24 Jul 05 02:40

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Then collect the insurance and move to Bora Bora.

I was thinking Tahiti, but whatever.

😀

Anyway, in Tahiti, they speak French, and I can't speak Bora Boraian. And I know french.
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24 Jul 05 02:40

Originally posted by seraphimvulture
I would much rather just chuck my Queen straight into your pupil, grab your King, and race out of the room like a bat out of hell. But then there's the whole ethics and morals thing...

I spend my time teaching you new tricks, and you go and bite my ankle?