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Originally posted by zach918probly not, I didnt what to much spam😉
so, is it true that this thread will be deleted after we get our 1000th post? personally, i think it should stay (just so everyone can see who posted it, what is was about, and so we can keep posting in this thread 😀 i mean, think about it ...[text shortened]... t as well just make the record a little higher, don't ya think?!)
edit, 7 more😉
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Originally posted by zach918this post breaks the record-woohoo!!!
oh, ok..well, now there is only 3 😀
we need another conversation going-how about...wait-never mind-this is a forward i got the other day:...
(it's a bit sexist, but funny!-and it was sent to me by a girl, so...)
39 things that women can not do:
> > >1. know anything about a car except its colour
> > >2. go 24 hours without sending a text message
> > >3. throw
> > >4 run
> > >5. park
> > >6. fart
> > >7. read a map
> > >8. resist Ikea
> > >9. sit still
> > >10. eat a kebab whilst walking
> > >11. pee out of a train window
> > >12. argue without shouting
> > >13. get told off without crying
> > >14. understand fruit machines
> > >15. walk past a shoe shop
> > >16. make a decent bacon sandwich
> > >17. not comment on a strangers clothes
> > >18. use small amounts of toilet paper
> > >19. drink a pint gracefully
> > >20. get a round in
> > >21. throw a punch
> > >22. do magic
> > >23. enjoy p#rn
> > >24. eat a really hot curry
> > >25. get to the point
> > >26. buy plain envelopes
> > >27. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
> > >28. sit in a room for five minutes without saying
"I'm cold"
> > >29. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
> > >30. assemble furniture
> > >31. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
> > >32. set a video recorder
> > >33. watch a war film
> > >34. understand why flirting results in violence
> > >35. spend a day by themselves
> > >36. go to the toilet by themselves
> > >37. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
> > >38. choose a video quickly
> > >39. get this far without having argued with at
least 1 of the above
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