Originally posted by UncleAdamI agree. I have become "spoiled" with the T1 connection at my work. I don't know if I could stand to get internet at my home for how slow it would seem to me. 😉
no that I have DSL I wouldnt be able to wait for a 56k to load up any more🙄 on well, I'll get back to codeing 😵
Originally posted by OmnislashWhat do you mean?
You might have a fast computer, but a slow internet connection. I don't know how it is in other parts of the world, but I have found that in most parts the standard 56k modem never gets to see its potential. The only times I have actually gotten a 56k data transfer rate is with a T1 connection. With standard service through the phone line I am happy if I can even get half of that.
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Originally posted by CFCCheck out www.dribbleglass.com 😀😀😀😀
Does anyone know any good jokes? 😛
Meanwhile, these were apparently real exchanges in real courts between lawyers and witnesses:
These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things
people
actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by
court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these
exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent -
don't
miss the last one.
________________________________________
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
________________________________________
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
________________________________________
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
________________________________________
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've
forgotten? ______________________________________
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
_______________________________________
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up
that
morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
________________________________________
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or
the
occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
_________________________________________
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
_________________________________________
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
__________________________________________
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
__________________________________________
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
________________________________________
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
________________________________________
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was terminated?
________________________________________
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
____________________________________________
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
___________________________________________
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
___________________________________________
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
___________________________________________
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.
__________________________________________
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the
autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law
somewhere.
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Originally posted by CFCI'll just say that whenever I go there, I stick to the jokes that are rated "Sqeaky Clean!" Any other jokes are noramlly pretty bad, thats all I'm going to say about that!
What do you mean by evil and demented?
-Zach
P.S. If you really want to know what I mean, go there yourself!!
P.S.S. Why did you delete our game?! :'(
Originally posted by OmnislashI have an connection at 768 kb/s (well...my dad has😛)...but as we have three computers in he house (one for me, one for my sister and one for my dad) we use a router...so I usualy download stuff at 200 kb/s.
You might have a fast computer, but a slow internet connection. I don't know how it is in other parts of the world, but I have found that in most parts the standard 56k modem never gets to see its potential. The only times I have actually gotten a 56k data transfer rate is with a T1 connection. With standard service through the phone line I am happy if I can even get half of that.
Olav