On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Originally posted by Derfel CadarnLess of the Porn please. I love women, (Shania Twain) but I don't drool over her like you do over the crusty man.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head thr ...[text shortened]... esticles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
