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The MIGHTY power of the SWISS ARMY..

The MIGHTY power of the SWISS ARMY..

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..knife.
cuts toenails with scissors
plucks eyebrows with tweezers
removes stones from trusty steeds horseshoes with remover thingy
and many other useful devices

What chance do invaders stand against this mighty weapon?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
..knife.
cuts toenails with scissors
plucks eyebrows with tweezers
removes stones from trusty steeds horseshoes with remover thingy
and many other useful devices

What chance do invaders stand against this mighty weapon?
Don't forget about the mighty Swiss Navy

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
[bWhat chance do invaders stand against this mighty weapon?[/b]
How many times has Switzerland been invaded in recent European history.

There's your answer.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
..knife.
cuts toenails with scissors
plucks eyebrows with tweezers
removes stones from trusty steeds horseshoes with remover thingy
and many other useful devices

What chance do invaders stand against this mighty weapon?
The Swiss Army Knife is nothing compared the Swiss Army Assault Rifle/RPG Rocket launcher/Flame Thower/ICBM,that is also the standard issue weapon.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
The Swiss Army Knife is nothing compared the Swiss Army Assault Rifle/RPG Rocket launcher/Flame Thower/ICBM,that is also the standard issue weapon.
Who shot all the holes in the Swiss Cheese?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Who shot all the holes in the Swiss Cheese?

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And if all else fails they can use their secret weapon. They will lead their enemies into the Swiss alps and yodel their enemies to death.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
The Swiss Army Knife is nothing compared the Swiss Army Assault Rifle/RPG Rocket launcher/Flame Thower/ICBM,that is also the standard issue weapon.
and they take their weapons home with them. Try that in the US !!!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Who shot all the holes in the Swiss Cheese?

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No.Who's on first.

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Wish NZ had everyones money in the bank...
We must be the only country in the world where the citizens are better armed than the military.
No fighter aircraft in the airforce.. but our warbirds assoc has mustangs and spit fires.... woo hoo.
No tanks in the army but a couple of farmers down the line have a chieftain and a centurian. woo hoo
And the navy.. well.. two aussie frigs and rubber duck ...we could sink them with a few cases of beer and bottle of rum.
mmm think I'll send my spare swiss army knife to the minister of defence with a link to this thread... my contribution.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Who shot all the holes in the Swiss Cheese?

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Swiss masturbators.

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
Wish NZ had everyones money in the bank...
We must be the only country in the world where the citizens are better armed than the military.
No fighter aircraft in the airforce.. but our warbirds assoc has mustangs and spit fires.... woo hoo.
No tanks in the army but a couple of farmers down the line have a chieftain and a centurian. woo hoo
And the nav ...[text shortened]... pare swiss army knife to the minister of defence with a link to this thread... my contribution.
They won the America's cup.
Australia will always defend New Zealand. You help your mates.

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Originally posted by lordhighgus
They won the America's cup.
Australia will always defend New Zealand. You help your mates.
And don't forget that ANZAC troops are some of the bravest men and women in the world... Had the pleasure of serving with a few, and they were fearless fighters.

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
Wish NZ had everyones money in the bank...
We must be the only country in the world where the citizens are better armed than the military.
No fighter aircraft in the airforce.. but our warbirds assoc has mustangs and spit fires.... woo hoo.
No tanks in the army but a couple of farmers down the line have a chieftain and a centurian. woo hoo
And the nav ...[text shortened]... pare swiss army knife to the minister of defence with a link to this thread... my contribution.
NZ is an example for all countries...

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At least the Seasprites NZ has are allowed to fly. The ones we in Aus got aren't allowed to fly at night, in mist or over water. Great for a naval helicopter. $1 billion lemon.