i have to say i have just got back from checking on my cows and one of them is giving birth, as i type, a warm glow presides. so its roll up the sleeves and into action, i'll just have a brew first tho, first calf of the year, anyone else giving birth. my keyboard has bits of cow shit on it, can you wash these things.
Originally posted by rocketbobjust take it outside and spill it onto shav's windscreen thats what I do
i have to say i have just got back from checking on my cows and one of them is giving birth, as i type, a warm glow presides. so its roll up the sleeves and into action, i'll just have a brew first tho, first calf of the year, anyone else giving birth. my keyboard has bits of cow shit on it, can you wash these things.
Originally posted by rocketbobNAME THE CALF BRUCE, AFTER YOUR DAD
i have to say i have just got back from checking on my cows and one of them is giving birth, as i type, a warm glow presides. so its roll up the sleeves and into action, i'll just have a brew first tho, first calf of the year, anyone else giving birth. my keyboard has bits of cow shit on it, can you wash these things.
Originally posted by rocketbobOne part of me rejoiced in humanity when I read a positive post such as yours.
i have to say i have just got back from checking on my cows and one of them is giving birth, as i type, a warm glow presides. so its roll up the sleeves and into action, i'll just have a brew first tho, first calf of the year, anyone else giving birth. my keyboard has bits of cow shit on it, can you wash these things.
However, I also have to admit that someone freely admitting "a warm glow" at the prospect of sticking one's arm up a cow's arse is slightly worrying.
Originally posted by shavixmirDon't knock it until you tried it!
One part of me rejoiced in humanity when I read a positive post such as yours.
However, I also have to admit that someone freely admitting "a warm glow" at the prospect of sticking one's arm up a cow's arse is slightly worrying.
When I left school I worked on a dairy farm, I remember the AI guying coming round. Honestly his arm disappeared right up to his elbow.
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Originally posted by shavixmirDespite your stories, do you know things for what they really are?
However, I also have to admit that someone freely admitting "a warm glow" at the prospect of sticking one's arm up a cow's arse is slightly worrying.
I can tell you the arm is not going into the area you mention. Usually baby animals have another exit... I bet you the arm was forced into this exit / entrance part.
Originally posted by AikoHahaha.
Despite your stories, do you know things for what they really are?
I can tell you the arm is not going into the area you mention. Usually baby animals have another exit... I bet you the arm was forced into this exit / entrance part.
Yes. You are perfectly right.
Man...I'm off to bed.
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Originally posted by AikoYes, but saying:
But I can't blaim you. Saying 'arse' is much funnier than saying 'vagina' or 'vulva' of course. In television series and movies the truth gets bend to suit the story and fun too.
"Sticking one's arm up a cow's twang..." does have a comical coolness about it.
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We once had a bet about sheep and if the females could orgasm or not.
I said they probably could. The places I had to phone to find out....
Eventually the answer I got from a biological farmer was: "Yes. They do have a clitorus, but the folds are too thick so there's usually not enough stimulation."
"Usually..."
Originally posted by Jay PeateaOne of my colleagues is a hobby farmer, and she told us enthusiastically how she had to stick almost her entire arm into a sheep to help it give birth. Sounded like great fun.
When I left school I worked on a dairy farm, I remember the AI guying coming round. Honestly his arm disappeared right up to his elbow.