The month I joined RHP...

Feb 2008

Facebook was exactly 4 years old and Le Zuc still had street-cred running his town hall meetings in his crappy “sneakers” and “sweatpants” (revolting American terms) despite him just fuking over his best collage friend and being about to inflict the biggest personal data scam on the world.

Cyprus and Malta joined the Euro (suckers)

Stock markets crash amid fears of the world recession triggered by the sub-prime mortgage market in the US.

Kosovo declares independence from Serbia

Toshiba withdraw HD DVDs handing victory to Sony’s Blu-ray format in the war to own that space.

Mohammed Al Fayed tells the inquest into the death of Diana, Princess of Wales that she and his son Dodi Fayed were both murdered in a conspiracy arranged by the Royal Family, Tony Blair, MI5, MI6 and the British ambassador to France. This claim was debunked late in the same month.

Fidel Castro retires

@divegeester joins RHP

@divegeester said
Le Zuc still had street-cred despite him just fuking over his best collage friend

His collage friend was too stuck-up.

@divegeester said
Feb 2008

Facebook was exactly 4 years old and Le Zuc still had street-cred running his town hall meetings in his crappy “sneakers” and “sweatpants” (revolting American terms) despite him just fuking over his best collage friend and being about to inflict the biggest personal data scam on the world.

Cyprus and Malta joined the Euro (suckers)

Stock markets crash a ...[text shortened]... This claim was debunked late in the same month.

Fidel Castro retires

@divegeester joins RHP

i have joind that many times i cant remember.redbaron/redbadger/badradger/sampanther etc

@divegeester

I was in a hotel room in Jakarta and US
Vice President Dick Cheney was on the TV. I registered with RHP using my laptop.

@fmf said
@divegeester

I was in a hotel room in Jakarta and US
Vice President Dick Cheney was on the TV. I registered with RHP using my laptop.

These moments are set in time like pebble-dash on a 1920s council house in St Albans.

@divegeester said
These moments are set in time like pebble-dash on a 1920s council house in St Albans.

1930s. I've told you once. Should be enough.

@divegeester said
Feb 2008

Facebook was exactly 4 years old and Le Zuc still had street-cred running his town hall meetings in his crappy “sneakers” and “sweatpants” (revolting American terms) despite him just fuking over his best collage friend and being about to inflict the biggest personal data scam on the world.

Cyprus and Malta joined the Euro (suckers)

Stock markets crash a ...[text shortened]... This claim was debunked late in the same month.

Fidel Castro retires

@divegeester joins RHP

When I joined RHP it was hot and humid, as it I wont to be, in the city of Davao. I’d spent months raising fighting cocks and developing a taste for island women. Filipino women seem naturally happy and full of life. It was with regret that I left the island, but, the life of an international arms dealer is a solitary and nomadic one. Fortunately, I had RHP to fall back on.

@divegeester said
Fidel Castro retires

two weeks later rookie joins and the apocalypse begins
and then nothing happened so ice cream for everyone

The Republic of Ireland becomes the first country in the world to ban smoking in the work place...even including pubs and restaurants. Why the dirty swine.😲😉

@divegeester said
Feb 2008

Facebook was exactly 4 years old and Le Zuc still had street-cred running his town hall meetings in his crappy “sneakers” and “sweatpants” (revolting American terms) despite him just fuking over his best collage friend and being about to inflict the biggest personal data scam on the world.

Cyprus and Malta joined the Euro (suckers)

Stock markets crash a ...[text shortened]... This claim was debunked late in the same month.

Fidel Castro retires

@divegeester joins RHP

Blimey 4 thumbs down. Weird.

@divegeester said
Blimey 4 thumbs down. Weird.

nobody likes you
yer right all the time

@divegeester said
Blimey 4 thumbs down. Weird.

At least you got acknowledgement ... I got nothing for my collage joke!

September 2008

Subprime mortgages tanked.

I didn't care. I was living in a tin shack with a chess playing cowboy in Texas.
I had no mortgage.

Two weeks later, my ratings on this site tanked.

I didn't care about that either, apparently, as I'm still here.

@divegeester said
Blimey 4 thumbs down. Weird.

Stop masturbating.