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I Recently played a guy named Paul1 and this is his profile

paul1 is a 39 year old bon viveur and former model; about to break into Arsenal's first XI following a successful and lucrative career on the American golf tour, where he became something of a mentor and guru to a young Tiger Woods.

Currently in an intense relationship with Cameron Diaz, whilst trying to avoid a heartbroken J-Lo on the LA party scene.

Can anyone top that? :o)
Jon

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Originally posted by Krapsparov
I Recently played a guy named Paul1 and this is his profile

paul1 is a 39 year old bon viveur and former model; about to break into Arsenal's first XI following a successful and lucrative career on the American golf tour, where he became something of a mentor and guru to a young Tiger Woods.

Currently in an intense relationship with Cameron Diaz, w ...[text shortened]... ilst trying to avoid a heartbroken J-Lo on the LA party scene.

Can anyone top that? :o)
Jon
Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!

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I'm playing this guy and took a look at his profile........weird.....User 257014

I've read about a hundred of these things and I've made a few observations. First off, English is not the first language for many of you guys. At least this is what your spelling/ grammar announces. Second off, you guys are well guys. I (also a member of this brotherhood of man) need to ask. Why as a gender are males more likely to play chess? No, not better at chess. I can just imagine the anti-chauvinistic comments that would flood my in box if I made that suggestion. Any Ideas?

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Originally posted by Ravello
I'm playing this guy and took a look at his profile........weird.....User 257014

I've read about a hundred of these things and I've made a few observations. First off, English is not the first language for many of you guys. At least this is what your spelling/ grammar announces. Second off, you guys are well guys. I (also a member of this brother ...[text shortened]... ti-chauvinistic comments that would flood my in box if I made that suggestion. Any Ideas?
What's wrong?

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Originally posted by Palynka
What's wrong?
Are you a well guy?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Are you a well guy?
I love dark humid depths. Does that count?

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Originally posted by Palynka
What's wrong?
Nothing wrong, I just found it strange.

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Originally posted by Palynka
I love dark humid depths. Does that count?
I guess so.

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Originally posted by Palynka
I love dark humid depths. Does that count?
You're really Gollum?

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Originally posted by reader1107
You're really Gollum?
I'm not searching for a ring, thanks.

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I was just looking for a light hearted reply to an inofensive post.
Whats wrong with peoples sense of humour on this site??????

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Originally posted by Krapsparov
I was just looking for a light hearted reply to an inofensive post.
The replies in this thread sound light-hearted enough to me.

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I tried to cite an example of an amusing profile but it would appear you are allowed to a bit risque in your profile than in the forum as my direct quote was not permitted.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
The replies in this thread sound light-hearted enough to me.
Do you think so?
Have another look at Orange Peel's posts!!

I like your photographs on your website.
The northen lights ones are ace, but........
more snakes required :o)