Originally posted by Nordlysall questions are stupid to chuck norris necause he knows the answer top everything When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck
So who is Chuck Norris?
said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He
came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and
when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came
with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he
gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck
Norris."
We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake
before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Originally posted by invigorateA Koala is not a bear!
When I was in Kakadoo in the Australian Northern Territory, I was on one of those 3 day mini bus tours of about 10 backpackers.
As we were driving into the National Park, an eagar but naive youg American asked if we would see any Koala Bears on the trip.
The tour guide gave a response along the lines of: No Koala Bears live on the east coast, they a ...[text shortened]... agar young American asked the tour guide:
Are we going see any exploding Koalas on this trip?
Originally posted by NordlysThey are what? Stupid questions? Oh, you mean every norwegian knows that they (norwegians) are stupid questions?
Yes, that's a very stupid question. Every Norwegian knows that they are. 😉
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What does that mean anyway? And how does it relate to the stupid question I posted earlier? 😛
Originally posted by stockenEvery person who is not stupid would have understood what I meant. 😛
They are what? Stupid questions? Oh, you mean every norwegian knows that they (norwegians) are stupid questions?
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What does that mean anyway? And how does it relate to the stupid question I posted earlier? 😛
Originally posted by stockenOnly one stupid question per post , please . You got 5 in 1 post , chief . Don't hog the floor .
They are what? Stupid questions? Oh, you mean every norwegian knows that they (norwegians) are stupid questions?
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What does that mean anyway? And how does it relate to the stupid question I posted earlier? 😛
This one is notorious (apparently this is the number one question computer support people receive):
I was in a computer class with one of my co-workers and she was baffled because when the computer told her to "Press any key" she could not find the "any key."
I remember her specifically saying, "My keyboard must not have come with that button." In fairness, she was older (i.e., didn't grow up with computers), but wow!
Originally posted by BlueEyedRookI don't know if it's an urban myth or not , but I've heard of people not being able to call 911 in an emergency because they couldn't find the "eleven" button on the phone keypad .
This one is notorious (apparently this is the number one question computer support people receive):
I was in a computer class with one of my co-workers and she was baffled because when the computer told her to "Press any key" she could not find the "any key."
I remember her specifically saying, "My keyboard must not have come with that button." In fairness, she was older (i.e., didn't grow up with computers), but wow!