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@suzianne said
No wonder you're always up in my business.

Bah.
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@the-gravedigger said
Jack Torrance, The Shining.
Did you ever see the alternate explanation for that movie where they say the crazy delusional one was the wife/mom?

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I have a matched pair of Glocks that would look awesome in thigh holsters.

I could get away with a Lara Croft cosplay costume, but I'd have to find some realistic-looking fake guns. I'm also 4" shorter than Jolie. 🙁

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I looked it up and in the movies, Jolie had 9mm Heckler & Koch USP Match pistols with stainless steel slides.

The magnums were a great choice in the video games, though.

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Is that a Magnum in your shorts or are you just ..................

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I'm guessing size 4.

She's a dress size 4, at 5'7".

Old Navy has a whole line of low-rise cargo shorts that would be perfect.

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@Suzianne

Link to an interview with Angelina Jolie on playing Lara croft.

https://www.female.com.au/angelinajolie.htm

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PS According to Jolie, she was a 36C at the time she made the movie (dunno what she is now, after reconstructive surgery), whereas cartoon Lara was supposed to be a 36D (or maybe DD). One of the reasons cartoon Lara's boobs look so disproportionately large is her impossibly tiny, wasplike waist.

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@contenchess said
What movie character resembles you the most?
anton chigurh
and that character resembles me, rather than the other way around

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@rookie54 said
anton chigurh
and that character resembles me, rather than the other way around

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The scene in the gas station is a classic.

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I'm kind of a cross between Snake Plisskin and Steve Martin in The Jerk.

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@gambrel said
I'm kind of a cross between Snake Plisskin and Steve Martin in The Jerk.
I had you down as 'Bill the Butcher' from Gangs of New York.

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@rookie54

Great movie 😉 I liked that guy.