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Originally posted by phil nutley
Absolutley right. but only because I cant spend time on RHP

The next person to post will have lost at least two games to me

...will have to check... did I scrape a draw in one of them? Edit - eek I'm winning 2-1!!!

The next person to post has never played against me at Chess.

Originally posted by rhb
...will have to check... did I scrape a draw in one of them? Edit - eek I'm winning 2-1!!!

The next person to post has never played against me at Chess.

That's true. We'll have to spar sometime.


The next person to post doesn't eat breakfast.

Originally posted by rhb
...will have to check... did I scrape a draw in one of them? Edit - eek I'm winning 2-1!!!

The next person to post has never played against me at Chess.

Blame the milkman.

The next person to post will come over to help me packing.

Edit: Too late again. 😞 I do eat breakfast.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Blame the milkman.

The next person to post will come over to help me packing.

Edit: Too late again. 😞 I do eat breakfast.

If I do that, can I be a member of your fagteam. Apart, we're just fags. Together, we can accomplish a lot as a fagteam.

The next poster will be offended by that joke. I'm sorry. Please don't alert me.

Originally posted by ark13
If I do that, can I be a member of your fagteam. Apart, we're just fags. Together, we can accomplish a lot as a fagteam.

The next poster will be offended by that joke. I'm sorry. Please don't alert me.

Deeply offended....

The next poster will smell of elderberries.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Deeply offended....

The next poster will smell of elderberries.

Raspberries and Blueberries actually, after a failed trip to the PYO's of the West Midlands.

The next person will have 'picked their own' succesfully today...

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Deeply offended....

The next poster will smell of elderberries.

I don't think you really are offended. Shame on you! Distorting this game.

Yes, I did marry a hampster. And I don't have any regrets either.

The next poster will have no idea what I'm talking about.

Originally posted by rhb
Raspberries and Blueberries actually, after a failed trip to the PYO's of the West Midlands.

The next person will have 'picked their own' succesfully today...

My nose is a lot cleaner now thanks

The next person to post will be disgusted by that

Originally posted by phil nutley
My nose is a lot cleaner now thanks

The next person to post will be disgusted by that

Nah, happens all the time.


The next person to post will have grains of sand stuck up their arse.

Originally posted by Wildfire
Nah, happens all the time.


The next person to post will have grains of sand stuck up their arse.

Close, hi grit roofing tar is my preference...

The next person to post is heading out to find some roofing tar.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Close, hi grit roofing tar is my preference...

The next person to post is heading out to find some roofing tar.

Dang, B and Q closes early on Sundays. The next person to post regularly performs smash and grabs at DIY superstores.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Dang, B and Q closes early on Sundays. The next person to post regularly performs smash and grabs at DIY superstores.

I'm your man. Do you need a lift anywhere?

Next person to post is upset at rhb...

Originally posted by rhb
I'm your man. Do you need a lift anywhere?

Next person to post is upset at rhb...

I'm upset, but, I don't know why...

The next person will ave an answer for me....

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm upset, but, I don't know why...

The next person will ave an answer for me....

It's a biochemical imbalance in your brain. Eat more rainworms, and you'll be fine.

The next person likes his/her/xyr rainworms fried with garlic sauce.

Originally posted by Nordlys
It's a biochemical imbalance in your brain. Eat more rainworms, and you'll be fine.

The next person likes his/her/xyr rainworms fried with garlic sauce.

not quite as I like to boil them for 30-40 minutes, i then eat them served in melted butter, white sauce or cheese sauce after draining.

the next person to post is a medieval knight