Originally posted by JerryHMy girlfriend left me because
Because I've not yet had my fill of strife
of my use of the sauce
Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will
though promises mean nothing much
From lips that spew such abusive swill
I know I can be a better man, so I will
Go to church, and
I found something I didn't want to know
Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
Yes and I'm searching for a new wife
Because I've not yet had my fill of strife
So you think you may chance find a girl who loves sauce?
Originally posted by drewnogalJust don't grab the first one you stumble across.
My girlfriend left me because
of my use of the sauce
Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will
though promises mean nothing much
From lips that spew such abusive swill
I know I can be a better man, so I will
Go to church, and
I found something I didn't want to know
Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
Yes and ...[text shortened]... use I've not yet had my fill of strife
So you think you may chance find a girl who loves sauce?
Originally posted by drewnogalTo find a gal who loves the sauce,
My girlfriend left me because
of my use of the sauce
Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will
though promises mean nothing much
From lips that spew such abusive swill
I know I can be a better man, so I will
Go to church, and
I found something I didn't want to know
Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
Yes and ...[text shortened]... use I've not yet had my fill of strife
So you think you may chance find a girl who loves sauce?
May seem like a novel idea at first,
But two wrongs don't make a right,
So..I will continue going to church, and fight the good fight.