The ongoing poem

My girlfriend left me because...

Originally posted by chaney3
My girlfriend left me because...

Of my use of the sauce...

Originally posted by FMF
Of my use of the sauce...

Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will...

Originally posted by chaney3
Which I promised to give up,
but couldn't, so now I will...

Though promises mean nothing much
From lips that spew such abusive swill...

Originally posted by FMF
Though promises mean nothing much
From lips that spew such abusive swill...

I know I can be a better man, so I will........

Originally posted by chaney3
I know I can be a better man, so I will........

Go to church, and....

Originally posted by chaney3
Go to church, and....

I found something I didn't want to know....

Originally posted by chaney3
My girlfriend left me because...

Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?

Originally posted by divegeester
Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?

Yes and I'm searching for a new wife

Originally posted by Captain Strange
Yes and I'm searching for a new wife

Because I've not yet had my fill of strife

Originally posted by JerryH
Because I've not yet had my fill of strife

My girlfriend left me because
of my use of the sauce
Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will
though promises mean nothing much
From lips that spew such abusive swill
I know I can be a better man, so I will
Go to church, and
I found something I didn't want to know
Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
Yes and I'm searching for a new wife
Because I've not yet had my fill of strife
So you think you may chance find a girl who loves sauce?

Originally posted by drewnogal
My girlfriend left me because
of my use of the sauce
Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will
though promises mean nothing much
From lips that spew such abusive swill
I know I can be a better man, so I will
Go to church, and
I found something I didn't want to know
Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
Yes and ...[text shortened]... use I've not yet had my fill of strife
So you think you may chance find a girl who loves sauce?

Just don't grab the first one you stumble across.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Just don't grab the first one you stumble across.

because if you do there could be a great loss

Originally posted by drewnogal
My girlfriend left me because
of my use of the sauce
Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will
though promises mean nothing much
From lips that spew such abusive swill
I know I can be a better man, so I will
Go to church, and
I found something I didn't want to know
Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
Yes and ...[text shortened]... use I've not yet had my fill of strife
So you think you may chance find a girl who loves sauce?

To find a gal who loves the sauce,
May seem like a novel idea at first,
But two wrongs don't make a right,
So..I will continue going to church, and fight the good fight.