07 Dec 16
Originally posted by JerryHMy girlfriend left me because
Because I've not yet had my fill of strife
of my use of the sauce
Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will
though promises mean nothing much
From lips that spew such abusive swill
I know I can be a better man, so I will
Go to church, and
I found something I didn't want to know
Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
Yes and I'm searching for a new wife
Because I've not yet had my fill of strife
So you think you may chance find a girl who loves sauce?
07 Dec 16
Originally posted by drewnogalJust don't grab the first one you stumble across.
My girlfriend left me because
of my use of the sauce
Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will
though promises mean nothing much
From lips that spew such abusive swill
I know I can be a better man, so I will
Go to church, and
I found something I didn't want to know
Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
Yes and ...[text shortened]... use I've not yet had my fill of strife
So you think you may chance find a girl who loves sauce?
07 Dec 16
Originally posted by drewnogalTo find a gal who loves the sauce,
My girlfriend left me because
of my use of the sauce
Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will
though promises mean nothing much
From lips that spew such abusive swill
I know I can be a better man, so I will
Go to church, and
I found something I didn't want to know
Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
Yes and ...[text shortened]... use I've not yet had my fill of strife
So you think you may chance find a girl who loves sauce?
May seem like a novel idea at first,
But two wrongs don't make a right,
So..I will continue going to church, and fight the good fight.