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  1. Standard memberchaney3
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    07 Dec '16 02:03
    My girlfriend left me because...
  2. SubscriberFMF
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    07 Dec '16 02:11
    Originally posted by chaney3
    My girlfriend left me because...
    Of my use of the sauce...
  3. Standard memberchaney3
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    07 Dec '16 02:14
    Originally posted by FMF
    Of my use of the sauce...
    Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will...
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    07 Dec '16 02:28
    Originally posted by chaney3
    Which I promised to give up,
    but couldn't, so now I will...
    Though promises mean nothing much
    From lips that spew such abusive swill...
  5. Standard memberchaney3
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    07 Dec '16 02:35
    Originally posted by FMF
    Though promises mean nothing much
    From lips that spew such abusive swill...
    I know I can be a better man, so I will........
  6. Standard memberchaney3
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    07 Dec '16 03:08
    Originally posted by chaney3
    I know I can be a better man, so I will........
    Go to church, and....
  7. Standard memberchaney3
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    07 Dec '16 04:09
    Originally posted by chaney3
    Go to church, and....
    I found something I didn't want to know....
  8. Subscriberdivegeester
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    07 Dec '16 06:33
    Originally posted by chaney3
    My girlfriend left me because...
    Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
  9. Mar-a-Lago
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    07 Dec '16 09:42
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
    Yes and I'm searching for a new wife
  10. Standard memberJerryH
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    07 Dec '16 10:17
    Originally posted by Captain Strange
    Yes and I'm searching for a new wife
    Because I've not yet had my fill of strife
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    07 Dec '16 15:15
    Originally posted by JerryH
    Because I've not yet had my fill of strife
    My girlfriend left me because
    of my use of the sauce
    Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will
    though promises mean nothing much
    From lips that spew such abusive swill
    I know I can be a better man, so I will
    Go to church, and
    I found something I didn't want to know
    Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
    Yes and I'm searching for a new wife
    Because I've not yet had my fill of strife
    So you think you may chance find a girl who loves sauce?
  12. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    07 Dec '16 16:39
    Originally posted by drewnogal
    My girlfriend left me because
    of my use of the sauce
    Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will
    though promises mean nothing much
    From lips that spew such abusive swill
    I know I can be a better man, so I will
    Go to church, and
    I found something I didn't want to know
    Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
    Yes and ...[text shortened]... use I've not yet had my fill of strife
    So you think you may chance find a girl who loves sauce?
    Just don't grab the first one you stumble across.
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    07 Dec '16 17:26
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Just don't grab the first one you stumble across.
    because if you do there could be a great loss
  14. Standard memberchaney3
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    07 Dec '16 17:53
    Originally posted by drewnogal
    My girlfriend left me because
    of my use of the sauce
    Which I promised to give up, but couldn't, so now I will
    though promises mean nothing much
    From lips that spew such abusive swill
    I know I can be a better man, so I will
    Go to church, and
    I found something I didn't want to know
    Is this thread prompted by you being dumped in real life?
    Yes and ...[text shortened]... use I've not yet had my fill of strife
    So you think you may chance find a girl who loves sauce?
    To find a gal who loves the sauce,
    May seem like a novel idea at first,
    But two wrongs don't make a right,
    So..I will continue going to church, and fight the good fight.
  15. Mar-a-Lago
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    07 Dec '16 21:37
    Originally posted by chaney3
    To find a gal who loves the sauce,
    May seem like a novel idea at first,
    But two wrongs don't make a right,
    So..I will continue going to church, and fight the good fight.
    To find a gal who loves the sauce
    That would make me laugh like a horse
    A bottle of wine washed down with some gin
    We would fall into bed with a big cheesy grin.
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