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The Person Below Me Is a..................

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Originally posted by Wildfire
The person below me enjoys smacking the monkey.
No matter how much I spank it, that goddamn monkey just won't learn.

The person below me is going to have a literary encounter with a purple-arsed baboon.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
No matter how much I spank it, that goddamn monkey just won't learn.

The person below me is going to have a literary encounter with a purple-arsed baboon.
wildfire has already been there. the person below me can do magic things with a monkey

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Originally posted by dale21
wildfire has already been there. the person below me can do magic things with a monkey
Hey, what did I do?

The person below me has no monkey.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
Hey, what did I do?

The person below me has no monkey.
the person below me wants to be cryogenically frozen at death

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Originally posted by dale21
the person below me wants to be cryogenically frozen at death
some people say I already am

the person below me will thaw me out soon

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Originally posted by chakan
some people say I already am

the person below me will thaw me out soon
the person below me will do no such thing., and neither will i

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Originally posted by dale21
the person below me will do no such thing., and neither will i
The person below me is in love with a dolphin named Pongoo.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
The person below me is in love with a dolphin named Pongoo.
his name is bluego, the person below me wishes he were single, cos wildfire is available

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Originally posted by dale21
his name is bluego, the person below me wishes he were single, cos wildfire is available
I'm happily married with 2 kids.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
I'm happily married with 2 kids.
you already said that 😀 no worries, it was a joke, the person below me will cut the atmosphere with a blunt spoon

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The person below me is going to stop the madness by eating a giant burrito.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
The person below me is going to stop the madness by eating a giant burrito.
yum yum. the person below me cries himself to sleep

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Originally posted by dale21
yum yum. the person below me cries himself to sleep
Every night...

The person below me has ambitions to become a priest.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
Every night...

The person below me has ambitions to become a priest.
the person below you already is

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Originally posted by dale21
the person below you already is
The person below you doesn't like priests, and will slaughter you like a lamb in a sacrifice.