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The Person Below Me Is a..................

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
The person below me.... no wait. The person to the left of me??? No no no. Yes.... That's it, the person below me likes to drink other peoples bodily fluids from pigs bladders.
Hey, that's supposed to be a secret!


The person below me likes to scratch their itches with a nine-inch long spike.

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the person below me is kicking a dead pig

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Originally posted by dfm65
the person below me is kicking a dead pig
Well, it's better than "kicking a dead horse"

The person below me will verify if that's the right dead horse saying!

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Originally posted by ncrosby
Well, it's better than "kicking a dead horse"

The person below me will verify if that's the right dead horse saying!
no it's not!

the person below me will be sitting at their computer for the next 3 hours without moving!

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
no it's not!

the person below me will be sitting at their computer for the next 3 hours without moving!
Most often, that might be true! Today the wife is dragging me off shopping.

The person below me likes to shop!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Most often, that might be true! Today the wife is dragging me off shopping.

The person below me likes to shop!

When there's a gun to my head.

The person below me smells like sourkraut

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Originally posted by ncrosby
When there's a gun to my head.

The person below me smells like sourkraut
Don't talk to me about sourkraut, I AM sourkraut. The person below often walks around with cheese and biscuits on their head.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Don't talk to me about sourkraut, I AM sourkraut. The person below often walks around with cheese and biscuits on their head.
Just holdin' 'em for later...

The person below me dresses up like a bunny

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Originally posted by ncrosby
Just holdin' 'em for later...

The person below me dresses up like a bunny
only on Saturday night.

the person below me admires banjo music

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Originally posted by dfm65
only on Saturday night.

the person below me admires banjo music
by candlelight

The person below me blows bubbles with his/her spit

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Originally posted by ncrosby
by candlelight

The person below me blows bubbles with his/her spit
Only on weekends.


The person below me blows bubbles with his/her/both earwax deposits.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
Only on weekends.


The person below me blows bubbles with his/her/both earwax deposits.
But I never swallow...well...almost never!

The person below me is a hunter

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Originally posted by ncrosby
But I never swallow...well...almost never!

The person below me is a hunter
Actually, I am a fisher......

The person below me is a collecter of belly button lint.....

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Actually, I am a fisher......

The person below me is a collecter of belly button lint.....
Yup. I especially like digging it out. After that, I make a giant ball out of it, then flatten the ball, and use it as a dinner plate.

The person below me is a monkey. I'm getting outta here before they show up.

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Originally posted by Paulie

The person below me is spending too much time in the forums
the person below me is going to bed shortly.