The Poo Game

Simple premise:

Step 1 - Take the lyrics of a well known song which mentions the word 'love'

Step 2 - Change the word 'love' for the word 'poo'

Hilarity ensues.

Joy Division: Poo, poo will tear us apart, again.

Blur: You and I
Collapsed in poo
And it looks like we might have made it
Yes we made it to the end

Wet Wet Wet: I feel it with my fingers
I feel it with my toes
Poo is all around us (...)

Whitney Houston: They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest poo of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest poo of all
Inside of me
The greatest poo of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to poo yourself
It is the greatest poo of all

Girl's Aloud: I'm just a poo machine
Feeding my fantasy
Give me a kiss or three
And I'm fine
I need a squeeze a day (...)

From the film 'Grease': But now there's nowhere to hide
Since you pushed my poo aside (...)

Take That: Re-light my fire
Your poo is my only desire
Re-light my fire
'Cos I neeeeeed
Your poo

Meatloaf (😉): I would do anything for poo
I would do anything for poo
I would do anything for poo...
... But I won't do that.

Constipation is rife among the famous, it seems:

According to Incubus
"Poo hurts...
But sometimes it's a good hurt
And it feels like I'm alive.
Poo sings,
When it transcends the bad things.
Have a heart and try me,
'cause without poo I won't survive.

I'm fettered and abused,
I stand naked and accused
(Should I surface this one man submarine?)"

And not only Nazareth, but also the Everly Brothers and Rod Stewart all find that:
"Poo hurts
Poo scars
It wounds and mars
Any heart not tough
Or strong enough
To take a lot of pain.
Poo is like a cloud
Holds a lot of rain
Poo hurts...
Oooooh! Oooooooh!
Poo hurts!

Sorry - forgot to add this bit (also from Nazareth etc):
Poo is like a flame
It burns you when it's hot
Poo hurts... ooh,ooh poo hurts!

That would be the vindaloo...

Jesus poos me this I know,
for the Bible tells me so,
little ones to him belong,
they are weak but He is strong.
Yes Jesus poos me,
Yes Jesus poos me,
Yes Jesus poos me,
The Bible tells me so.

This thread stinks.

Originally posted by Starrman
This thread stinks.

Beatles:
'Hey! You've got to hide your poo away!'

Originally posted by Keeni Meeni
Simple premise:

Step 1 - Take the lyrics of a well known song which mentions the word 'love'

Step 2 - Change the word 'love' for the word 'poo'

Hilarity ensues.

Joy Division: Poo, poo will tear us apart, again.

Blur: You and I
Collapsed in poo
And it looks like we might have made it
Yes we ma ...[text shortened]... I would do anything for poo...
... But I won't do that.