The post that was quoted here has been removedthis one's easy...
are you familiar with penny bottle rockets???
take the grape, super glue it to a penny bottle rocket...
now,
break the stick off the rocket, you won't need it...
then,
put this assembly into yer belly button...
don't be shy, cram it in there good...
you know what to do next???
that's right, videotape the dang thing, post it to youtube, and then share the awesome link with us here...
they will name this day after you, pokeintheballs...
rookie