The real reason

The real reason for my return

Thanks to the miracles of modern pharmacology, I now can now see clearly. My mind is no longer muddled by the sins of my own self-aggrandizement.

I want to apologize to any that I hurt or maligned in my past appearances on this troubled message board.

But even more, I want to offer you all a chance, a last gasp as it were: the opportunity to follow me into the light and throw off the shackles of unhealthy addiction to the temptestuous tumult that is this forum.

You can break free and live a normal life, or at least one that will appear outwardly normal to all by the most acute mental health professional.

All you have to do is stop posting the drivel that oozes from the darkest depths of your soul and post instead that which wells from the greater depth and goodness of your heart.

Please, heed my warning, you are all on a path to ruination.

Love your neighbor and yourself,

RN

Originally posted by Red Night
The real reason for my return

Thanks to the miracles of modern pharmacology, I now can now see clearly. My mind is no longer muddled by the sins of my own self-aggrandizement.

I want to apologize to any that I hurt or maligned in my past appearances on this troubled message board.

But even more, I want to offer you all a chance, a last gasp as i ...[text shortened]... , heed my warning, you are all on a path to ruination.

Love your neighbor and yourself,

RN

Originally posted by Red Night
The real reason for my return

Thanks to the miracles of modern pharmacology, I now can now see clearly. My mind is no longer muddled by the sins of my own self-aggrandizement.

I want to apologize to any that I hurt or maligned in my past appearances on this troubled message board.

But even more, I want to offer you all a chance, a last gasp as i ...[text shortened]... , heed my warning, you are all on a path to ruination.

Love your neighbor and yourself,

RN

Is this an exercise, an exercise about outwardly blaming oneself but then casting 'doubt' upon, and about, others...it's crafty if it is, but if it is indeed all about casting out ones own demons, then I'm in !!
So where do we start lol...

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Pot, Kettle, Black, in which ever order you want to put it in! 😛

If you didn't say one thing, and do something completely different you might be believed more.

I don't believe that you've changed, you'll have to prove that to me.

I remember your past sins very well!

VR

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It's okay, you can tell Uncle Hand. Did Red Nighty touch you in your special place?

Originally posted by Very Rusty
No, I don't believe he is ANYTHING like Uncle Hand!

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Either way, there is nobody in more dire need of having their pee pee touched than you my good man.

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Listen, there is no one more in need of having their mouth washed out with soap than you! 😛

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Listen, there is no one more in need of having their mouth washed out with soap than you! 😛

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
mouth??? why stop there?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
mouth??? why stop there?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm going to cast you and VR in my new novel "50 Shades of Gay."

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Be my guest! 😛

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm going to cast you and VR in my new novel "50 Shades of Gay."