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silent, yet only the faintest of odors. not a memorable fart for sure.

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Originally posted by trev33
silent, yet only the faintest of odors. not a memorable fart for sure.
Farts are like snowflakes.... only you don't try to catch them on your tongue.

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Low-pitched, reverberous. Slightly pungent enough to enjoy intimately and loud enough to make cubicle neighbours grimace.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Farts are like snowflakes.... only you don't try to catch them on your tongue.

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depends what you're into doesn't it?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Low-pitched, reverberous. Slightly pungent enough to enjoy intimately and loud enough to make cubicle neighbours grimace.
I call that, "sliding the chair".

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Originally posted by trev33
depends what you're into doesn't it?
You really are repulsive.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Low-pitched, reverberous. Slightly pungent enough to enjoy intimately and loud enough to make cubicle neighbours grimace.
Don't forget stomach churningly nauseating.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You really are repulsive.

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thank you, thank you very much.

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Originally posted by Natsia
Don't forget stomach churningly nauseating.
You fart blood from your hoo-ha.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Farts are like snowflakes.... only you don't try to catch them on your tongue.

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HA HA HA! LMAO!

HA HA HA! ROTFLMAO!

HO HO HO! HA HA HA!


























































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Originally posted by darvlay
You fart blood from your hoo-ha.
Easier to hide than the stench you emit every time you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Seitse
HA HA HA! LMAO!

HA HA HA! ROTFLMAO!

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Another tongue catcher I suppose.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Farts are like snowflakes.... only you don't try to catch them on your tongue.

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Farts are like children.....The only ones you can stand to be around, are your own.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Another tongue catcher I suppose.

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Is that like trying to work a Reece's peanut butter cup out of the middle of a piece of calamari with the sharp end of a water balloon? Anyone? Is it like that?

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Originally posted by PBE6
Is that like trying to work a Reece's peanut butter cup out of the middle of a piece of calamari with the sharp end of a water balloon? Anyone? Is it like that?
No. Phlabibit and I have some secret language originated during our romance years.