-Removed-i got me a brand new pimple
nestled twixt my nose and lip
i was picking at it with my cheeseboard knife
and lawd dontcha know it slipped
one nostril is better than two
at least, that's what i've been told
and the plastic surgeon is optimistic
his pockets will be lined with gold
but thank you @divegeester
for all yer hopeful words
now to go scare the schoolkids
cuz i'm just that kind of turd
@great-big-stees saidPutin only looks to be about 5'6'' or 5'7", perhaps he is trying to make up what he lacks in height, by showing how powerful Russia is, which has become questionable.
🤞 Now maybe he might Blow up.👍
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@very-rusty saidNapoleon Complex?🤔
Putin only looks to be about 5'6'' or 5'7", perhaps he is trying to make up what he lacks in height, by showing how powerful Russia is, which has become questionable.
-VR
@great-big-stees saidWe (the UK) have sent depleted uranium shells to the Ukraine. Hell we even released a promotional video about it showing British troops training Ukrainian troops in their use. Putin has said he considers them to be nuclear weapons, (technically correct) and he will respond in kind.
Hopefully “cooler heads” will prevail.🤞
The cooler heads have left the building.
