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I (ME, JE, ICH, I, MYSELF) am Anakin!!!

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End of Anakin discussion noone else allowed to be Anakin now. Ok basically we all make ourselves characters (shaxmir = ewok... or chewie?) and rewrite the star wars movie. Then we email this link to Mr Lucas and tell him he stoled our idea and sew him?

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Originally posted by Wibble Wobble

Then we email this link to Mr Lucas and tell him he stoled our idea and sew him?
He'll say it was a stitch-up!

I'll be Admiral Akbar.

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To help keep the balance between the dark side and good guys I'd better be admiral Piett

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Originally posted by rhb
He'll say it was a stitch-up!
HAHA ow yeh!!!!!!!!!! Ive got my self in a twist here 😞

Nice one 😛 rec!

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I will go with Obi Wan Kenobe - I have the beard and knightliness to carry it... 🙂

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Originally posted by Wibble Wobble
I (ME, JE, ICH, I, MYSELF) am Anakin!!!

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End of Anakin discussion noone else allowed to be Anakin now. Ok basically we all make ourselves characters (shaxmir = ewok... or chewie?) and rewrite the star wars movie. Then we email this link to Mr Lucas and tell him he stoled our idea and sew him?
You are going to sew him???

Well, since I'm totally unhairy I can't be an ewok or a wookie.

I think I'll have to go with Han Solo. He gets all the women.

Well, okay...I'm probably more like C3PO, but I'd really, really like to be like Han.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
You are going to sew him???

Well, since I'm totally unhairy I can't be an ewok or a wookie.

I think I'll have to go with Han Solo. He gets all the women.

Well, okay...I'm probably more like C3PO, but I'd really, really like to be like Han.
Ummm... isn't it "Hans Solo"... not "Han Solo"?

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Originally posted by arrakis
Ummm... isn't it "Hans Solo"... not "Han Solo"?
No, you're thinking of "Hands solo" from the 1981 porn flick: "Sex Wars: The revenge of masturbation"

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..i would like to interpose dune here...baby margaret and myself
could be the whole bene gesserit...we have our own gom jobbar and
are not afraid to but a battery in it...

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Originally posted by horsey
To help keep the balance between the dark side and good guys I'd better be admiral Piett
I'm down for Jedi Master Yoda...

P'raps that should be "Down for Jedi Master Yoda, I am...Yeessssss"

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Originally posted by shavixmir
You are going to sew him???

Well, since I'm totally unhairy I can't be an ewok or a wookie.

I think I'll have to go with Han Solo. He gets all the women.

Well, okay...I'm probably more like C3PO, but I'd really, really like to be like Han.
"Sew his ass".

That'll teach him a very painful lesson about stealing ideas.

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Originally posted by dottewell
"Sew his ass".

That'll teach him a very painful lesson about stealing ideas.
Anal circumsision?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Anal circumsision?
Stitch 1 pearl 2

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Originally posted by Chakan
Stitch 1 pearl 2
Pearling as you stitch?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Pearling as you stitch?
Or humming