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@torunn said
A perfect choice for this very special dish. If you happen to see our pet snails, please tread carefully.
And they do such a great job cleaning the insides of the aquarium. love those little critters 😍

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@earl-of-trumps said
And they do such a great job cleaning the insides of the aquarium. love those little critters 😍
They deserve to be loved like other little creatures.

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@Torunn

the garlic butter treatment is so mean spirited 😞

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@torunn said
They deserve to be loved like other little creatures.
they are so non violent
never fight among themselves

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@earl-of-trumps said
@Torunn

the garlic butter treatment is so mean spirited 😞
I have taken it upon myself to protect these little darlings from human abuse so no escargots with garlic on the menu anymore. They must not go extinct!

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@torunn said
I have taken it upon myself to protect these little darlings from human abuse so no escargots with garlic on the menu anymore. They must not go extinct!
protect the bar snails!
I think we should go vegan
btw
how do snails do it?

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@lemondrop said
protect the bar snails!
I think we should go vegan
btw
how do snails do it?
Do they?

I only know how hedgehog do it.


@torunn said
I have taken it upon myself to protect these little darlings from human abuse so no escargots with garlic on the menu anymore. They must not go extinct!
First I'm offered snails, then I'm told no snails. Then I'm listening to lame excuses about the missing sardines. For the sake of the reputation of this establishment I think I should be offered free beer at the very least.


@relentless-red said
First I'm offered snails, then I'm told no snails. Then I'm listening to lame excuses about the missing sardines. For the sake of the reputation of this establishment I think I should be offered free beer at the very least.
Thanks for reminding us, and you are so right. The policies of this tavern may seem vague and we will make sure there will be no confusion from now on. Free beer and a free meal for you, sir.


@torunn said
I have taken it upon myself to protect these little darlings from human abuse so no escargots with garlic on the menu anymore. They must not go extinct!
excellent news! Dauphine will be excited 😉

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@torunn said
Do they?

I only know how hedgehog do it.
like porcupines?


@relentless-red said
First I'm offered snails, then I'm told no snails. Then I'm listening to lame excuses about the missing sardines. For the sake of the reputation of this establishment I think I should be offered free beer at the very least.
And I hope you can at least get some chips and dip with your beer to hold you over 😏

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@earl-of-trumps said
And I hope you can at least get some chips and dip with your beer to hold you over 😏
Anything to keep our customers happy.

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@lemondrop said
like porcupines?
I think so - "very carefully". 🙂

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I just got a call, on my shoe, from SpongeBob SquarePants. Seems his pet snail Gary is missing and he was wondering if we could keep an eye open for it. Now who wants what?

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